Way OT: Dealing with criminal trash pandas
at that one. not in regards to anything gory (that'd be cruel if done on purpose), but in regards to the mental picture of the total chaos that would've erupted, with flaming raccoons running around inside a house.
April 28th, 2018 at 11:27 AM ^
You may be the only one who actually managed to suppress the laugh.
I live next to some woods, and all of our feeders are elevated, which helps a bit except that it doesn't faze the squirrels, of course, and we even have the feeders that are supposedly meant to mitigate the squirrel issue.
The raccoons around here tend to go directly for the trash cans, and we've had a few even get stuck in them over the years. The solution to that has historically been to drag the can to the edge of my property (there is a fence between my yard and the woods) and tip it over so they can wander away.
Of serious...Get rid of the bird feeder
Get a big mean dog.
non-explosive. remember to follow through, they're pretty tough.
they are destructive of crops and some of our livestock - specifically we raise hundreds of chickens every year and if we lose any to predation, its the racoons.
caught a skunk. Ended up paying a professional.
April 28th, 2018 at 10:41 AM ^
April 28th, 2018 at 11:01 AM ^
Buy a 22
Learn to shoot
If you want to have real fun, get a Desert Eagle! That will show those critters who's boss.
April 28th, 2018 at 10:53 AM ^
That would probably reduce the amout of leftover raccoon to clean up.
April 28th, 2018 at 12:20 PM ^
April 28th, 2018 at 12:56 PM ^
I could never get my coyote to pee in a cup.
easy as 1-2-3
and the best part is you can refill the coyote.
IDK about coyote pee but we live in a rural area and haven't had near as much problem with raccoons since actual coyotes showed up about 10 years ago. We also have less deer damage to shrubs. (I don't think coyotes can take down a full-grown deer but I'm sure they can take down a fawn)
April 28th, 2018 at 11:04 AM ^
still have them
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April 28th, 2018 at 11:42 AM ^
A group of us rented a lodge for the weekend, and on arriving Friday night, we discovered the previous occupants had left two large and un-emptied garbage buckets inside. holding our noses, we empted the contents into large garbage bags and hauled them down to the dumpster. The buckets themselves stank so bad from decomposed foodstuffs, we left them outside with the idea we would hose them out in the morning. Later that night, we wandered outside and saw a pair of raccoons in the buckets. Next morning, when we went to hose the buckets, we found them to be clean to the point you could have eaten out of them if you were unaware that raccoons had swabbed them clean with their tongues. I still shiver when I think about it.
In my world, it's a firearm. Possums, raccoons, skunks. Very effective. It's been a couple of months now since we've had to deal with any! Then again, we're coming up on snake season.
April 28th, 2018 at 11:30 AM ^
Don't kill the snakes, they don't harm anything. I'm on board with the 'coons and opossums.
April 28th, 2018 at 10:40 PM ^
We leave most of the snakes alone, but I don't put up with copperheads if they come near the house. They usually get beheaded and the body gets displayed as a warning to their friends and relatives. Sort of like what I expect Don Brown's gang of dudes to do to Sparty and OSU.
[edit: after Notre Dame, of course]
I used to get rattle snakes. Killed them with .22 pistol or shovel, but must've been a den somewhere close. Bought some chickens and snakes disappeared.
April 28th, 2018 at 10:21 AM ^
I was going to say a dog, but ok....
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April 28th, 2018 at 11:02 AM ^
I love people who want to be close to nature, then as soon as nature shows up, its "FUCK YOU NATURE DIE DIE DIE GET OUTTA HERE YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT NATURE."
FYI, birds can feed themselves. The vermin are the ones whose population you're artificially inflating with the feeders.
April 28th, 2018 at 11:47 AM ^
I will state that the wife is a huge constraint in my problem space. Other than having other homes a quarter mile away, I would happily blast the pests into oblivion if it wouldn't create more problems at home than it would solve.
April 28th, 2018 at 11:13 AM ^
We had a huge problem with them years ago. Can affirm the live trap with wet cat food will work, for both raccoons and feral cats. Both of which are filthy disease wagons.
I don't give a whit about humane ways of controlling them. Cute? Sure. But I kill every single one that invades the perimeter.
April 28th, 2018 at 11:16 AM ^
My father inlaw deals with them in his barn all the time. Go to Tractor Supply get the wire cage live traps throw in some marshmallows or cat food and like someone else said take them far away and release them
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April 28th, 2018 at 11:27 AM ^
Have a heart live trap. I worked in a huge factory that had tons of land. Being a city kid when we moved to the county I didnt know better. I traped 26 in 1 month. Bait with a jar lid with Jam or jelly on it. Would haul them to work early every morning right in the car, pull up open the trap let them out. 1 day a guy says " you notice all the coons in here, they are always in my trash" I just blamed it on he doors being open at night. They didnt hurt anything in the building.
April 28th, 2018 at 11:42 AM ^