WANT OUT OF BOLIVIA? READ THIS!

Submitted by profitgoblue on December 12th, 2013 at 1:01 PM
"Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free"
-Emma Lazarus
 
 
Did you wake up one morning and find yourself stranded in Bolivia with nowhere to turn for help?  Did you anger the Moderators at some point and now struggle to regain credibility with your MGoPeers?  Do you find the accommodations in Bolivia to not be as comfortable are you imagined before flaming out?  Does your negative MGoPoint total make you feel somehow inadequate (or even impotent)?  Do people just hate you in general?
 
If your answer to any of these questions, have no fear!  I may be able to help . . .
 
As some of you know I am a very busy and important MGoLawyer and have very little time for common MGoFolk.  However, I was allegedly recently forced to do community service - I allegedly had no alleged idea that alleged prostitute was an alleged undercover cop! - and I will be serving my alleged time by representing one lucky MGoOutcast in an attempt to re-establish and welcome them back into MGoSociety.
 
Please be advised that this will not be an easy process.  You will be required to be on your best behavior, to participate in all sorts of discussions on the Board by making thoughtful and positive contributions to discussions through GIFs, PICs, or memes.  However, at the end of the day, you may find yourself free, free as a bird.  On of our fellow MGoMembers "FuManBlue" can attest to my abilities:  http://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/ot-free-fumanblue
 
If you are interested in restaining my services free of charge, please submit a well-written application below, stating why you deserve to have MGoTransport out of Bolivia and be welcomed back into society.  I will consider each application on a first-come, first-serve basis and reserve all rights to reject any application for any reason that I choose in my sole discretion.  To all of you other members of the MGoCommunity, please submit all comments in support or against said applications in reasponse to each application.  Your participation in evaluting these applications for representation is critical. 
 
Disclaimer:  I will also be soliciting the opinions of the moderators prior to taking up a case.  It may be that no applicants are worthy, or it may be that I simply decide that this idea was dumb and will take too much time, in which case you can all rot in Bolivia for all I care.  I'll just join a chain gang to serve my alleged sentence.  I mean, how was I supposed to know that people aren't supposed to allegedly pay for alleged favors of a sexual nature!  Allegedly.
 
 
The idea of resurrecting this came to me from a discussion with member "OMG Shirtless" in the spirit of the new old point system being operational again.
 

Comments

mGrowOld

December 12th, 2013 at 1:07 PM ^

Speaking of OMG Shirtless it was sure nice to see him back and active on the board yesterday.   One of my favorite posters and, at least to my eyes, he was more active yesterday than he had been in the past year or so.

Double win yesterday!  Voting and OMG came back.

BiSB

December 12th, 2013 at 1:09 PM ^

That some people are just too far into Bolivia to be extracted by traditional means. However, if a good-faith effort is made, we shall consider your pleas.

1464

December 12th, 2013 at 3:14 PM ^

I'm a living testament to this!  I was born a poor black child in the streets of Bolivia.  Born after making a tasteless joke about PSU during the Sandusky investigation.  Poor to the tune of -10000 MGoPoints.  I successfully petitioned to get my points back and did!  Not only that, they graciously and accidentally granted me double points, thus the lofty score.  Now my artificially inflated worth here is the envy of many a poster. 

I'm now north of 15,000 points.  Don't act like you're not impressed.

LSAClassOf2000

December 12th, 2013 at 1:39 PM ^

Although I am in the same boat, of course, we do at least get to sit on the Subcommittee Of MGoFate and recommend people for parole potentially. I wonder if there is some sort of MGoHalfway House where the people currently observing the conditions of their parole could stay. I am sure that it would be appreciated, especially since Bolivia may not get indoor plumbing until the spring (supplier issues). 

NOLA Wolverine

December 12th, 2013 at 1:15 PM ^

I honestly don't get why "Bolivia" matters. There's plenty of threads posted every day to beat what ever point it is that you have sufficiently to death. It's not like we're missing out on news by removing the power of a few people to post threads, nor are we taking away their ability to post inside of threads. 

I suppose if comment graying comes back in a form where you're automatically grayed out based on your point total then it would become an issue. But at the moment that doesn't happen. 

mgobaran

December 12th, 2013 at 1:34 PM ^

Reading the OP's thread made me go "what the fuck" so I GIS "WTF gif" and that gif made me go, "what the fuck! no." so it is what I used to express my feelings through pictures strung together to look like a video clip on repeat. 

Sorry for it grossing you out, but it was supposed to. 

Tuebor

December 12th, 2013 at 1:17 PM ^

Can't you just turn an underachieving mgopeewee hockey team into league champs while simultaneously proving to your former coach and arch nemesis that there are more important things than winning?

JimBobTressel

December 12th, 2013 at 1:19 PM ^

Name: JimBobTressel

Time with MGoBlog: Since the RR / Sailboat Bill Martin days

As a long time Mgoblogger and Troll, I've had a fair few accounts on this site. I personally consider myself to be one of the most tenured, trusted, and beloved mgobloggers around. I fully realize that others may not feel the same.

Now, personally, being in Bolivia for the past 3 weeks has taken its toll. I am among the riff-raff, the lower caste, the scum of these mean streets. I mean, 98K into the red aint easy bro. I aint down with it, ya heard?

My over-inflated opinion and ego of myself has reached a crossroads. I think it's time for me to make the next step and hire MGoLegalRepresentation.

As your client, ProfitGoblue, I pledge

  • Advertising your services in my sig
  • Changing to an avatar of your choice
  • To advertise your services in the MGoYellowPages
  • Trolling on Tuesdays and Thursdays only
  • Communicating with other mods on your request
  • Representation for your services among the lower masses
  • A pack of baseball cards and chewing gum sent through UPS to a locatino of your request anywhere on the planet.