November 24th, 2012 at 5:51 PM ^

Anyone up for limericks?


"Denard on the sidelines, why?"

cries will ascend to the sky.

Straight up the middle,

"why?" is the riddle;

Borges's job will fry.


November 24th, 2012 at 6:01 PM ^

I think vitriol calls for a limerick rather than a haiku:


I once knew a coach named Al Borges

Whose head was so bald it was gorgeous.

His play calls were lame,

So he lost The Game.

Now we know all his praises were bogus.