Vitriol Haikus

Borges he sucks Why he coaches I know not Suck, suck, suck he does

Run up the middle.

Up the middle, stopped short.

Up the middle, punt.

They went from the I

Vincent Smith up the middle

Why would it work now?

offense just random
not clever, incohesive
Borges, he must go

Shoelace sandwich fail,

Clutch defensive performance,

Wasted by Borges

Eight and four record

We beat Northwestern (barely)

In big games, we sucked.

Sweater vest gone now

No matter, we have borges

For us to Lose, Lose

Devin and Denard

One runs other one passes

Why not same time, Al?

Anyone up for limericks?

 

"Denard on the sidelines, why?"

cries will ascend to the sky.

Straight up the middle,

"why?" is the riddle;

Borges's job will fry.

Buckeyes honored Tress Carried him on their shoulders No shame after all

Yes, offense was bad.

Cue annoying Borges Threads. 

Blog no fun right now. 

Borges schematics

Force MANBALL on our talent

Second half goose egg

Our weakness, their strength They will never suspect it Damn! Do it again

I think vitriol calls for a limerick rather than a haiku:

 

I once knew a coach named Al Borges

Whose head was so bald it was gorgeous.

His play calls were lame,

So he lost The Game.

Now we know all his praises were bogus. 

Passioned rivalry.

Does it hurt more when it's close?

Nah, just 'cause they're dicks.

Snowflakes pelting Al

Playcalling inconsistent

Understandable

A nickname is due

For the suffering of Blue

"DeBorges" rings true

"I wish I had went

to The O S U instead"

no one ever said

I remember when

MGoBoard was a nice place

Now it's like MLive

"This is Michigan"

Means offensive dark ages

Rivals do not lose

 

 

Last week you were great

Using those D's very well

This week you brought suck

First half O worked well
Halftime adjustments did not
Al outsmarts himself.

The Word of the Day

Is FFFFUUUUUUU because Ohio beat us

Due to Al's play calls

Brandon likes spotlight

When the boys bring home a win

Where is he tonight?

Haiku helps my soul

Expunge wicked vitriol

Thanks, Nantucket Blue

DT first round pick

O-Line weak up the middle

Let's run straight at them