Urban Meyer: A Prediction

Submitted by Robbie Moore on August 24th, 2018 at 9:55 PM

As we saw in Gainesville, when the heat is turned up on Urban he starts to crack. I see him losing four games this autumn and his health will become an issue when he makes a wrong turn on the way to the Horseshoe and winds up confused at a rest stop in Chillicothe. Attributed to a bad reaction to medication. His daughters plead with him to attend to his health.

And on the sidelines for opening day 2019...Matt Campbell.



August 24th, 2018 at 9:59 PM ^

Heat turned up?  OSU just threw a bucket of cold water on the situation.  He’s going to walk around with chest puffed out believing he’s bulletproof. 

Robbie Moore

August 24th, 2018 at 10:10 PM ^

Meyer entered 2010 at Florida getting questioned about the ridiculous number of player arrests. He lost 5 games and emotionally cracked. This coming after two national championships in four years. Buckeye Nation may back him, just as Gator Nation did. But Urban is fragile. Whenever anyone questions him he gets pissed. He's gonna crack. Seriously.

You Only Live Twice

August 24th, 2018 at 10:29 PM ^

They didn't quite throw a bucket of cold water on the fire.  They tried, but the modern day internet news cycle means you have to be careful with everything now.  Gone are the days when everything is paper and can be shredded, gone are the days when you have to go to some effort to retrieve physical news records. No trips to a library, no searching through microfiche.  I just finished reading about Maurice Claret for the first time; it's a story from 2004!  I also just finished reading the OSU report from a couple days ago.  It's worded very carefully, and it's also a joke.

OSU trolls were offering to help us with "big words" this week.  Let me help them with learning how to read between the lines.  Here is what was between the lines of that report:

"OK, there is some really damning shit here in these facts.  We are choosing to pretend to believe Urban Meyer when he says he did something, didn't do something, or his memory wasn't clear, or he forgot, or he doesn't remember lying.  Understand this, people.  We HAVE to pretend to believe him.  If we don't pretend to believe him, then on these facts we have to recommend firing his ass, and our client, who pays our bills, doesn't want to do that.  If anyone reading this report thinks that we can charge $1000/hour for not making the client happy then we don't know what to tell you."




M and M Boys

August 25th, 2018 at 2:36 PM ^

It has so far.

He made 20K per day on suspension.

He will actually get two milestone days off on Saturdays against  non-conference, non-threatening opponents.

He is laughing all the way to the bank.

"All's Well That Ends Well"....

All's Well so far.

How it Ends?

Well.................he will not Pay.....He will Pass that Forward.................

Newton Gimmick

August 25th, 2018 at 10:43 AM ^

I think Purdue is a little overrated this year.  They lost a lot on defense.  I don't think they'll be quite as good as last year.

That said, OSU has had some peculiar struggles against them.  They are 3-4 @ Purdue since 2000.  (Sadly, Purdue has beaten OSU more than UM has in that time, despite playing six fewer games.)


August 24th, 2018 at 10:18 PM ^

If I had a penny for every time an OSU fan says something along the lines of "PC witch hunt" this year, I'd be able to buy out Urban's contract and still have enough money left over for a gilded dildo for Zach Smith


August 24th, 2018 at 10:34 PM ^

McMurphy predicted Urban won’t be the coach next year because of his body language at the press conference.  Drake and Smith don’t have his back.