VIA Twitter: Surprise news tonight

Submitted by mcguire85 on September 3rd, 2009 at 4:38 PM

According to the official UM Football twitter account, there will be surprise news tonight at 7 for the coaches show. Can listen at if interested. From what has happened lately, I don't know if I should be excited or nervous.


S.G. Rice

September 3rd, 2009 at 4:55 PM ^

Staff produces DVD collection with video of each player's whereabouts 24/7 for the last 12 months.

Free Press apologizes for wasting everyone's time.

Nader Furrha announced as first game starter.

Mike Martin shows up and is all green.

Upon further review, the NCAA announces that it has determined that M really didn't lose to Toledo, Purdue or Notre Dame and that as a result the team is retroactively eligible for the 2008 Little Caesar's Bowl.

Brandon Minor announces recovery from latest injuries, promises to remain in protective bubble for next two days.

Jeff Jagodzinski brought in as graduate assistant, quality control staffer, video replay guy and towel boy.

Coach Rod announces donation to "Save Charlie" Fund


September 3rd, 2009 at 5:03 PM ^

Rodriguez announces Sheridan as starter.

Rodriguez resigns 5 minutes later.

Martin announces Sheridan as interim coach (says he's a coach's son...with GRIT!).

Sheridan announces Furrha as starter.

Rodriguez buys pizza for everyone.

Sheridan re-hires Rodriguez as co-Offensive Coordinator.

Martin announces that everyone's going to Cedar Point on Saturday afternoon.


September 3rd, 2009 at 5:06 PM ^

if it was going to be bad they wouldn't publicize it ahead of time like this. This is clearly designed to generate fan interest. My money is on Rick Leach being named the starter. He's been to every practice. Either him or Tate.


September 3rd, 2009 at 5:20 PM ^

For whatever reason this surprise is giving off a bad vibe. It's going to be Sheridan. The only real surprise would be DRob starting. Please le it be that Hiller can't play (just for this one game-I don't like rooting for people to be hurt) and they just found out.


September 3rd, 2009 at 5:22 PM ^

Rosenberg article was just a practical joke on the fanbase. Haha! Richrod was in on it too. He even cried at the press conference as Rosenberg told him to do.

Boren actually didn't transfer and will be starting on the OL for us. Could you believe that everyone thought he became a Buckeye!

We're not really playing Connecticut in the opener next year. We're actually playing Huron High. Ha!

Richrod pulls of his prosthetic face, and it's really Lloyd Carr.

Lloyd Carr proceeds to pull off his face, and it's really Les Miles.

Less Miles pulls off his prosthetic face, and it's really Whoopi Goldberg.

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September 3rd, 2009 at 5:32 PM ^

I think it could be about the QB situation. Two thoughts entered my mind...

1) Sheridan is starting, and RichRod knows fans are wary of him so it's kind of like a heads up so there's time to cool down.

2) Forcier is starting, and RichRod is trying to get fans pumped.

3) A million other things. The above 2 are what entered my mind initially but I know that it might not be one of those 2, especially the reasoning.


September 3rd, 2009 at 6:49 PM ^

In all seriousness I'm glad this is supposed to be some kind of official announcement. My first thought upon reading the title was, "I don't want to be surprised. Every time that's happened lately, another kitten dies."