Per Twitter, Daxton Hill to MICHIGAN!

I'm taking this as a direct WIN of M over Bama and Harbaugh over Saban and y'all "Horizontal blue/Blaizen/Muey's" can go ahead and choke on a sausage. 

Ok. So has to eat lemons? Surely someone took a roll call of those suckers who have eat a lemon if Dax Hill recommits. 

It can't be. Harbaugh's going to the Packers.

Great news!  Go Blue!

boom shakalaka

Well how do you fucking do?!?!

Great news

I also predict this thread will be much shorter than the one about him decommitting...

so is ESPN.com going to run a headline saying Michigan flips Bama recruit? like they did when Hill flipped last week

Damn. Wow. Awesome news in the morning

Yes,yes,yes,yes!!! Go Blue!!!

GOONie, goo, goo, Gus!

BANG!! SO MANY BANGS!@

The news I needed this morning. Ok, now Dax, we need you to call Zach and talk him out of it ok?

Gimme my POSBANG!  Been too much negativity around here - you know who you are. DB

We better get out those lemons....

wow. what a great way to start the day! it's great to be a Michigan wolverine! Let's gooooo!!!

All of you that wrote those horrible break-up analogies and "move on, it is over" posts, when there were legitimate posts about the chance at flipping Hill back to Michigan, look like fools. I hope someone kept receipts (screenshots) of all the doom and gloom posters from this board. Some of you need to pay up.

Party time!!!!

Suck it, Saban! Go Blue!

Get your BPONE outta here!!  Michigan is for winners, not crybabies

Weirdest recruiting year in decades contiues to be weird, but at least this time it’s weird in a good way.  Huge pickup!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Also per ESPN

Don't tell my heart, I just don't think it'd understand 

YAY GO BLUE!!! I can't believe it!

Can't help but notice the conspicuous absence of certain posters who have been quite vocal on the board the past few days to comment on some of the bad news and question the health of the program under Harbaugh.

Sure, none of you so-called "realistic fans" are trolls, just pessimists.  Fun when cowards true colors are exposed for all to see.

Welcome Dax Hill.  I look forward to seeing you play in Michigan Stadium.

I am shocked.  Thrilled, but shocked.  Really expect the kid to be starting at S before the year is out, and that is awesome.

Great outcome for the program! Way too many internal hurricanes in our blog however. This news is rather uplifting after weeks of a severe depression among us. Go Blue..keep it going.

WHAT. THE. FUCK

Where are all the lemon eating jackasses??

Bang me baby!

I still think he is going to bama, but in any event. He has been my favorite player since September.