For The Twelve Weeks of Michigan (My true love gave to me...)

Submitted by Seth on November 23rd, 2009 at 4:11 PM

This came from the Good Idea, Bad Idea thread posted earlier today.

Credit goes to GoBlueScott, who came up with the idea, and provided all the odd-numbered "weeks" below.

It is re-posted here for your enjoyment.

The Twelve Weeks of Michigan

On the first week of Michigan my true love gave to me:
A home No. 1 Jer-sey!

On the second week of Michigan my true love gave to me:
Two '90s Heismans

And a home No. 1 Jer-sey!

On the third week of Michigan my true love gave to me:
Three Slot Ninjas

Two '90s Heismans
And a home No. 1 Jer-sey!

On the fourth week of Michigan my true love gave to me:
Four Minor Rages

Three Slot Ninjas
Two '90s Heismans
And a home No. 1 Jer-sey!

On the fifth week of Michigan my true love gave to me:
Five Saturn-Punting Zoltans!

Four Minor Rages
Three Slot Ninjas
Two '90s Heismans
And a home No. 1 Jer-sey!

On the sixth week of Michigan my true love gave to me:
Six freshmen starting

Five Zoltans Punting
Four Minor Rages
Three Slot Ninjas
Two '90s Heismans
And a home No. 1 Jer-sey!

On the seventh week of Michigan my true love gave to me:
Seven Touchdowns Leaping

Six freshmen starting
FIIIIIIIVE PUNTING ZOLTAAAAAAAANS

Four Minor Rages
Three Slot Ninjas
Two '90s Heismans
And a home No. 1 Jer-sey!

On the eighth week of Michigan my true love gave to me:
Eight Big House sell-outs

Seven Touchdowns Leaping
Six freshmen starting
FIIIIIIIVE PUNTING ZOLTAAAAAAAANS

Four Minor Rages
Three Slot Ninjas
Two '90s Heismans
And a home No. 1 Jer-sey!

On the ninth week of Michigan my true love gave to me:
Nine Barwis Pornos

Eight Big House sell-outs
Seven Touchdowns Leaping
Six freshmen starting
FIIIIIIIVE PUNTING ZOLTAAAAAAAANS

Four Minor Rages
Three Slot Ninjas
Two '90s Heismans
And a home No. 1 Jer-sey!

On the tenth week of Michigan my true love gave to me:
Ten receivers scoring

Nine Barwis Pornos
Eight Big House sell-outs
Seven Touchdowns Leaping
Six freshmen starting
FIIIIIIIVE PUNTING ZOLTAAAAAAAANS

Four Minor Rages
Three Slot Ninjas
Two '90s Heismans
And a home No. 1 Jer-sey!

On the eleventh week of Michigan my true love gave to me:
Eleven Soul Erections

Ten receivers scoring
Nine Barwis Pornos
Eight Big House sell-outs
Seven Touchdowns Leaping
Six freshmen starting
FIIIIIIIVE PUNTING ZOLTAAAAAAAANS

Four Minor Rages
Three Slot Ninjas
Two '90s Heismans
And a home No. 1 Jer-sey!

On the twelfth week of Michigan my true love gave to me:

Twelve men defending

Eleven Soul Erections

Ten receivers scoring

Nine Barwis Pornos

Eight Big House sell-outs

Seven Touchdowns Leaping

Six freshmen starting

FIIIIIIIVE PUNTING ZOLTAAAAAAAANS

Four Minor RAGES

Three Slot Ninjas

Two '90s Heismans

And a home No. 1 Jer-sey!

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