Turner Coming Back?

This is somehow reminding me of the whole Urban Meyer fiasco back in January.

The make-up sex with various team mates.

The ease in modern "Die Hard/Enemy of the State" genre movies, where anyone with a laptop can hijack a cellphone and turn it into a LoJack/bug/lethal weapon.

Ashton Kutcher sighting alert.

Invoking Maize and Brew Drano vs. Kool-Aid visuals.

And a little negative thoughts (no loss of points) for thinking this was a rash decision...gaining bad weight throughout the summer and not putting in the effort needed isn't "rash" nor impulsive.  It's a decision that was made some time ago...

Also "telling" is that GERG has already been off the JT bandwagon with his comment a few days ago about "I don't know what's up with him."

Finally, letting Rich Rod and the Media Relations people talk for who's here and who's not isn't a sign that GERG was out of the loop or didn't know what was going on.  That poster must not work IRL yet (I'm not a manager, am a professional office employee, and I defer telling the outside world what's going, to those authorized to speak).

transferring is not going to solve it.  He may get religion after a year of drifting (like Grady), but if he's going to play D1 ball again he's going to have to re-dedicate

Why not do that at Michigan?  Work his ass off and target midseason for getting onto the field

let him back on the team.  Disease spreads.

"There's a little boy and on his 14th birthday he gets a horse... and everybody in the village says, "how wonderful. The boy got a horse" And the Zen master says, "we'll see."

I'm just waiting for Wolverine318 to come back on here and say how much he really likes Turner and thinks he can contribute to the team after all the comments he made today.

http://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/justin-turner-out#comment-579966

I am going to stop checking this blog for the next 4 hours.  Hopefully when I return this whole mess will be sorted out. 

If not, I am warning everyone, I am going to be really sad. 

I just feel sorry for the kid.  Clearly his life is a mess right now. 

Just stay JT, and then work your ass off. Forgive and Forget.

Did Sam say that on the morning show or did he call in to the Big Show?

Michigan has a long history of players asking for transfer papers and reconsidering (especially once parents get involved), staying with it and becomng if not stars then positive contributors to the team. In fact, our previous coach had a habit of throwing release papers at students as a motivatoin tactic.

On the minus side, recent trends do not reflect the history....

Crossing fingers, wearing hastily purchased "M No fly Zone" hat in rally cap style....

to his teammates and then said he hadn't made a decision when ESPN found him getting into his truck.  He wanted to make sure his 19 year old body could take another season of football.

Question: There's 3 men on a boat with 4 cigarettes and no lighter, how do they smoke?

Answer: They take one of the cigarettes and throw it overboard, making the boat a cigarette lighter

Relax boys and girls Michigan will be smokin' in 10

GERG's comments that he doesn't know what is going on.  I figure, the coaches think he's crazy to ask for a release, but they don't see him on the two deep at this point, don't need anymore negative press about how they treat players and said fuck it. 

Poor dad is probably sitting at work and gets the call, "Mr. Turner, its Bob from Accounting.  Just wanted to let you know that I read on Rivals that your son has asked for his release from UoM."

Whatever, just hope it all works out for the kid.

We have officially reached the point where it has become nearly impossible to tell the difference between MGoBoard and the ESPN/MLive comments section.

Congrats guys.