Tressel copies Rodriguez

Submitted by formerlyanonymous on October 13th, 2008 at 7:12 PM

 That sweatervest wearing, wine cooler drinking, copycatting son of a bitch is copying everything Rich Rodriguez has done thus far at Michigan.  Recruit Pryor, 1st RR, then Tressel.   Have you seen that offense he's running these days?  A loaded pistol formation?  Its like I want to run the spread but I'm too afraid to lose a fullback.  He doesn't have the balls of our fearless leader.  He even struggles against MAC teams just like we did with Miami.  Next thing you know he's going to be losing to MAC quality teams (ie: Michigan) just to keep up with the Joneses. 

Rodriguez is genius.  He's just setting up Tressel to want to lose to us.

Comments

Chrisgocomment

October 13th, 2008 at 7:40 PM ^

Is he going to marry a cougar like Rita too?

Hey - question:  What's with the Tressell wine cooler thing?  I've seen that in quite a few different places, how did that start?  Is it true or an internet lol type of thing?

formerlyanonymous

October 13th, 2008 at 8:47 PM ^

Tressel copies the idea of switching around his OL!   from Adam Rittenberg:

Ohio State shuffled its struggling offensive line on this week's depth chart,
moving Ben Person from right guard to left guard, Jim Cordle from left
guard to right guard and one-time starter Steve Rehring to backup left
guard. The Buckeyes need a better performance up front Saturday at
Michigan State (ABC, 3:30 p.m. ET).

poguemahone

October 13th, 2008 at 8:59 PM ^

But the loaded pistol formation has no fullback. It's Pryor in the pistol with the SaineHerronRastaWells chimera behind and Chris Wells lined up to Pryor's right. The fullback is nowhere to be found.

As far as the whole wine cooler thing, I think wine coolers are the official drink of the milquetoast white American male, and Tressel embodies that stereotype down to the sweater.