Top Reasons to Beat the Buckeyes

Submitted by Blazefire on March 11th, 2011 at 11:16 PM

Gimme your best reasons to beat the Buckeyes tomorrow!

- The team can't agree on the best place to pawn their championship gear. Buford thinks Cash4Gold is a safer bet, but Lauderdale wants to go to the pawn shop across from Waffle House so he doesn't have to waste any time.


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March 11th, 2011 at 11:21 PM ^

Because Michigan actually dropped in Lunardi's last rankings. Beat the Bucks, get a 10 seed and play the winner of MSU or PSU for a Big 10 title. That's reason enough.


March 12th, 2011 at 12:40 AM ^

You are simply not looking at his latest projection. The edition you are talking about was before the Illinois game. Here is his latest update after today's games. Notice we are not on it because he has us solidly in the tournament(BIg Ten with 7 teams in)


March 11th, 2011 at 11:24 PM ^

Because it's a struggle against evil.  The Buckeye cult is reeling right now and Michigan has a huge initiative.  If we can beat their NC-sniffing hoops team it will be a huge boost for our program and for fair intercollegiate athletics.


March 11th, 2011 at 11:26 PM ^

Because I live down here and in my exicitement over the Illini game i just bet about $500 to roughly 15 people that Michigan will win tomorrow.

And I didn't get any



March 11th, 2011 at 11:45 PM ^

I think we'll ok as long as Diebler doesn't go crazy and shoot 7-8 on threes or something like that.  And how the hell does Sullinger go 2-12 from the field but shoot 16-18 from the line....absolutely unreal.


March 11th, 2011 at 11:52 PM ^

because america will be cheering for us. besides the fact that all real americans inherently hate the buckeyes, they are #1 and they are cheating dirt bags from a school being run by orville redenbachers shrimpy brother who cowers in fear of a man who wears sweatervests