tOfficial Night Before OSU Collective Thread

Submitted by Geaux_Blue on November 25th, 2011 at 6:38 PM

An effort to help combine everything inane about The Game and matchup including, but not limited to,

  • People looking to buy/sell tickets due to unforeseen circumstances
  • Anecdotes about personal experiences with Buckeyes
  • ANGR
  • Choice snippets from OSU message boards/blogs
  • Score predictions
  • Thirsty lions


Let do it? O LET DO IT!


(btw: need 1 ticket 4 tomorrow kthx)




November 25th, 2011 at 8:50 PM ^

It's been a while and it's almost hard to envision what beating them feels's time for that to end. It's kind of like when Seth Rogan throws Danny McBride through the wall in Pineapple Express: THIS ENDS NOW. 


November 25th, 2011 at 10:09 PM ^

Let's say I'm an Ohio State student driving into the game from Clarkston (basically I'll be coming down 23 South) to meet his friends from high school and to sit in the student section. Where is the best place for me to park? I really don't mind having to walk like a mile, I just am looking for a place that's easy to get out of and back on the highway. Any help for the enemy would be cool.


November 25th, 2011 at 10:12 PM ^



 Movie about Wolverines

 Movie about Buckeyes (Corso says F*** it!)

 Guns found on OSU players.

 Guns found on M players.

I think that sums it up pretty well.


November 25th, 2011 at 10:25 PM ^


You are about to embark upon the Great Crusade, toward which we have
striven these many months. The eyes of the world are upon you. The 
hopes and prayers of Wolverine-loving people everywhere march with 

In company with our brave Allies and brothers-in-arms from other Big 10 schools, you will finish bringing about the destruction of the 
Ohio war machine, the elimination of Buckeye tyranny over the 
oppressed peoples of the Midwest and elsewhere, and security for 
ourselves in a conference free of tattoos, lies and hypocrisy.

Your task will not be an easy one. Your enemy is well trained, well
equipped and battle hardened. He might fight savagely. Or he might

But this is the year 2011! Much has happened since the Buckeye 
triumphs of 2004-2010. The Boilermakers and others have inflicted 
upon the Buckeyes great defeats, in open battle, man-to-man. Our air offensive will seriously reduce their strength and their capacity to wage war on the ground. Our Hoke has given us an overwhelming 
superiority in weapons and munitions of footbaw, and placed at our 
disposal great reserves of trained fighting Wolverines.

The tide has turned! The free men of the greatest university in the 
world are marching together to Victory!

I have full confidence in your courage and devotion to duty and skill in battle. We will accept nothing less than full Victory! 

Good luck! And let us beseech the blessing of Almighty God upon this great
and noble undertaking.



November 25th, 2011 at 11:08 PM ^

tomorrow is such an important game for michigan. it could end this horrible losing streak. send these kids who've done nothing but all the right things off with a win in their final home game. it'll show that the program is truly recovering and on the road to future successes. it'll cement the turn around enacted by this coaching staff. that said ohio is gonna come out and play with nothing to lose. fickell knows he's done as head coach and he'll have his kids ready for a battle in whats going to be his final game as head coach there. his efforts and the efforts of his kids won't be enough. michigan's defense is too strong and the offense will be able to do just enough. i'm expecting a tight game but michigan wins 31-21. 


November 25th, 2011 at 11:37 PM ^

Trying to get to bed earlyish but I just can't...this whole "anticipation" thing is a lot more fun than the dread I've felt before The Game the last several years, that's for sure. Can't wait.

Ghost of Bo

November 26th, 2011 at 12:13 AM ^

Ladies and gentlemen... I present to you all the honor, determination, vigilance, and intensity we will ever need. I present to you a man beyond reproach, a man capable of beating the entire state of Ohio with one hand tied behind his back... Ladies and gentlemen, Bennie Joppru.

The bards will sing songs about our victory spearheaded by the spirit of Joppru.