August 25th, 2010 at 8:10 PM ^
HELL YES!!! SINGLE DIGITS BABY!!!
*runs around and hits wall with such force that it knocks him to the ground*
August 25th, 2010 at 8:12 PM ^
Are you sure that wasn't Marvin Robinson, lurking, ready to pounce?
August 25th, 2010 at 8:14 PM ^
I DON'T KNOW! I CAN'T SEE THROUGH THE TEARS OF JOY!!!
(But yes. It was him. And now they are tears of pain.)
August 25th, 2010 at 10:00 PM ^
Your tears do not evoke sympathy from Marvin.
August 25th, 2010 at 8:11 PM ^
And Courtney Avery goes all ninja in the occasional nickel package! Woo!
August 25th, 2010 at 8:12 PM ^
...suggesting that Avery is small?
August 25th, 2010 at 8:14 PM ^
Well it was more because they're both number nine, I just figured ninja would work well.
August 25th, 2010 at 8:16 PM ^
...font is like 3 pt.
August 25th, 2010 at 8:20 PM ^
It was meant to signify our significantly lesser excitement about a nickel ninja as opposed to a slot ninja. Especially Martavious. It was my little boy/"Holy shit I think Cam Gordon's about to hit me help" voice.
August 25th, 2010 at 8:11 PM ^
SLOT NINJAS AND LESS THAN TEN DAYS! CAPS LOCK WOO HOO! haha seriously though im pumped
August 25th, 2010 at 8:33 PM ^
I'm excited to see him block the shit out of some safety, springing whoever is running behind him into the endzone.
August 25th, 2010 at 8:36 PM ^
August 25th, 2010 at 8:40 PM ^
...your count is correct, and so is mine.
August 25th, 2010 at 8:41 PM ^
I thought we were about to see a picture of Steven Threet. Those images still haunt my very being.
August 25th, 2010 at 8:45 PM ^
It's 9 days "and a wakeup." (Plus an extra few hours of tailgating and wetting yourself from excitement)
August 25th, 2010 at 8:42 PM ^
Can't Wait!!!
August 25th, 2010 at 8:44 PM ^
Is there anyway I can be put into a medically induced coma until September 4th? So pumped for some Slot Ninja action. GO BLUE
August 26th, 2010 at 1:05 AM ^
You could freeze yourself, but make sure you get someone reliable to unfreeze you.... not Butters
August 25th, 2010 at 8:58 PM ^
I actually tried to get one of those kama weapons in there, but it just didn't look right. Plus, I've read that Martavious is more of a nunchaku man.
Football is coming, kids. For realz.
August 25th, 2010 at 9:27 PM ^
Tell me the chinese letters used above the M mean "Slot Ninja"
Or
Go Blue, Victors Valiant, Tay Rox, Hail Bitches...
I never wanted chinese lettering for a tattoo until now if you tell me that means something cool.
can't freakin wait. i want to start my 6 hour drive right now.
August 25th, 2010 at 9:40 PM ^
...research at WikiPedia, that's the the word "ninja" in kanji script.
August 25th, 2010 at 9:52 PM ^
Nice, now i just need the symbol for Slot
August 25th, 2010 at 9:36 PM ^
The season starts one week from tomorrow...eeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! South Carolina vs Southern Miss is some good shit.
August 25th, 2010 at 9:40 PM ^
I am so damn glad I live on the west coast so I have less time on the 4th to wait. If only this were an EDT noon game, then it really would be a wake up out here.
August 25th, 2010 at 10:30 PM ^
West Coast fan here aswell. this next week will FLY by us.
August 25th, 2010 at 11:50 PM ^
Since no one on the team wears the #1 jersey, I will be interested to see what you come up with when 1 day and a wakeup is left.
I have something in mind that everyone would appreciate. You may have already thought about it already. Here is a fairly obvious hint: B.M.
August 26th, 2010 at 1:17 AM ^
...but I already did a Mealer post in this series.
You'll like what I have planned. Don't worry.
August 26th, 2010 at 1:44 AM ^
Truly sorry about that. I don't even think I was a member at that time and I wasn't religiously coming to this site before that.
I like the series though. I look forward to it everyday.
August 26th, 2010 at 1:19 AM ^
goosebumps.