Tennessee Coaching Carousel

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Tennessee fans in late October: We Gruden?
Tennessee AD: Maybe!
Gruden:



Tennessee fans in early November: You think Frost might?
Tennessee AD: Frost might!
Frost:



Tennessee fans in mid November: Mullen?
Tennessee AD: Mullen?
Mullen: Florida?
Florida AD: Kelly?
Kelly: Maybe!
UCLA: Kelly?
Kelly:


Tennessee AD in later November: Mullen?
Mullen: Florida?
Florida: Frost?
Nebraska: Frost?
Frost:


Tennessee AD: Mullen?
Mullen: ....
Florida: Mullen?
Mullen: gosh yes

Tennessee AD in late November: Schiano?
Tennessee fans: Schiano?!
Schiano: Schiano?
Tennessee AD: Schiano!
Schiano: Schiano!
Tennessee fans:

Tennessee AD: SchiaNO
Schiano: $chiano.

Tennessee AD in late-late November: Matt Campbell?
Tennessee fansYES!
Campbell: Ew no
Tennessee AD: Mike Gundy?
Tennessee fans: Yes!
Gundy: no
Tennessee AD: Cutcliffe?
Tennessee fansYes
Cutcliffe:

Tennessee AD: Chad Morris?
Tennessee fans: yes
Chad Morris: nah
Tennessee AD: Jeff Brohm?
Tennessee fans: Yes!
Jeff Brohm:

Tennessee AD: Dave Doeren?
Tennesse fans: who?
Tennessee AD: Dave Doeren!
Tennessee fans: ...who?
Dave Doeren: forget it

meanwhile: Mike Leach


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meanwhile: Brady Hoke


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The rest of college football is all


And that's about where we stand.
 
 

LSAClassOf2000

December 6th, 2017 at 5:16 PM ^

If reports today are right, Jeremy Pruitt is the next potential interview, although I haven't seen anything about how far that has actually gotten. Given the way this has progressed to date, it could invoke anything from excitement among the Volunteer faithful to the rending of garments. I guess we will have to see. 

UMxWolverines

December 6th, 2017 at 8:06 PM ^

It sounds like they're talking to Jeremy Pruitt and Brent Venebales. It took them this long to talk to those guys? Those are probably two of the better people they've contacted.

Jordan2323

December 6th, 2017 at 9:47 PM ^

Sabotaged everything to become AD and run it all how he wants to. I hope they continue to be mediocre for the next few decades. One positive from this circus is that it has made our first two coaching searches look smoothe