Stranded on Mars--any good places to watch the game?

Submitted by Clarence Boddicker on October 9th, 2015 at 8:38 PM

I'm stranded on Mars--NASA is working like a rabid squirrel to get me back, but I'm thinking it won't be in time to watch the game. Anyone ever been to Mars and know a good bar here that'll be showing BTN?



October 10th, 2015 at 4:48 AM ^

The Last Resort


  • It's located in the town of Venusville. The Last Resort is filled with mutant prostitutes, as well as other people looking for a good time while visiting the Martian planet.  It recently upgraded to twenty five 3D HDLED Plasma TVs.


I would recommend staying away from these people


October 9th, 2015 at 8:46 PM ^

I'm pretty sure Hoke was just hired as the HC for a team out there ... they've got a league for the bacteria roaming around in the water. Might want to hit him up for drinks ... see how he's doing. Rumor has it Randy Edsall will be his OC. 


October 9th, 2015 at 8:53 PM ^

You know what the worst part of this would probably be? While I am not sure how signal strength would affect this precisely, you would have to be looking at a delay of several minutes at least for this game if you were watching it on Mars. It would suck to know that the play you were watching now was - back on Earth - about a series into the books. 


October 9th, 2015 at 8:58 PM ^

But the place that's been getting a lot of buzz lately is Bo's Orbital Multi-Tap on Phobos. The shuttle up is pretty cheap, and the bar is actually floating about 50 meters above Stickney Crater, anchored with a cable of fullerene. The view of Mars is spectacular, and since it orbits the planet every seven hours, the views are always changing.


October 9th, 2015 at 9:12 PM ^

I'm a Detroit Lion rufugee by way of TV blackout I was forced to find another team, Raiders we're it! I was seven when a broadcaster mentioned he went to the University of Mars, now I can admit I believed it.