Spencer Hall has penned another masterpiece, this time on the Michigan-Michigan State game. Here's the first paragraph:
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— mgoblog (@mgoblog) October 31, 2016
NO SPARTY. NO. GO TELL YOUR STUDENT NEWSPAPER TO NEVER WRITE ABOUT THIS RIVALRY AGAIN. THEY DO NOT UNDERSTAND RIVALRY. YOU SENT THE WRONG PERSON TO WRITE THIS. THEY’RE TRYING TO MAKE IT BETTER AND AT NO TIME IN A RIVALRY SITUATION SHOULD YOU FEEL BETTER.
Read the whole thing here: http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2016/10/31/13480346/don-t-do-this-michigan-state