Spectacular destruction method needed for a Buckeye necklace

Submitted by SJ Steve on

A Nebraska alum I know lost a bet to a Buckeye last year and had to wear a bunch of Buckeye gear for a day.  One of the accessories worn was a beaded Buckeye necklace.

The Husker recently asked me if I could "properly dispose" of said necklace.  I of course said I would do so in the most spectacular fashion possible, film it, and publish it on YouTube.

My ideas so far include combining a wood chipper, gasoline, and a flaming bag of dog crap.  I believe that together, we can do better.  I plead to the greater MGoBlog community for the most visually pleasing and satisfying method for destroying a symbol of all we hold abhorrent.

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LSAClassOf2000

March 29th, 2017 at 8:13 AM ^

Well, if it were possible for me to offer this without getting into trouble, we have a test facility where we could jumper the necklace across two phases of primary distribution - it probably would more or less vaporize the necklace if all goes well. That would be a fitting ending to such an item indeed.

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M go Bru

March 29th, 2017 at 10:07 AM ^

Act must be performed the day after our next football game against the Buckeyes. Either in victory or defeat.

1) Clad yourself in Michigan gear, head to toe.

2) Compile a list of buckeye players and coaches names to correspond to each buckeye on the necklace starting with Tressel and Meyer.

3) Smash each buckeye individually with a hammer or mallet while calling out the individual player's or coach's name until abliterated. "This is for you.......Tressel.

4) Compile the remnants and place over campfire starter sticks. Ignite with match.

5) At the peak of the incineration sing the Michigan fight song.

Exorcism complete!

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Yung Geezer

March 29th, 2017 at 10:12 AM ^

I worked at Cedar Point during the summer of 2012.  I worked in the warehouse stocked with all of the prizes for the games.  I was pretty easily able to "borrow" a large stuffed Brutus Buckeye.  I then took it back home to Michigan with me at the end of the summer and promptly had a bonfire.  BURN BRUTUS BURN!!!

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