Sparty Jokes

Submitted by trock444 on October 5th, 2017 at 2:49 PM

I have seen quite a few over the years.  I think it is time to have a laugh about this rivalry and not be so serious. I will give you a couple of examples...

1.  Q: How do you keep the spartan football team off your lawn? 

     A: Put up goalposts.

2.  Mark Dantonio




October 5th, 2017 at 2:59 PM ^

Not a joke, but the last few years i've gone to East Lansing for the game, students come up to me and say how they are still Michigan fans even though they go to State.


October 5th, 2017 at 4:17 PM ^

I NEVER APPLIED TO STAEE, but one day during my senior year of high school, I received an acceptance portfolio from them, replete with signed acceptance letter, glossy brochures, and get this, an enrollment application. The letter referenced the application form, essentially stating that they reserved a spot for me and receipt of the application would confirm my spot.

My response then, as today, is "what a joke."


October 5th, 2017 at 11:55 PM ^

at UM med school, MSU OD school, and was DENIED at the MSU med school. I framed that letter and still have it.  ( also accepted at Creighton, Indiana, Wayne State, Case Western, and others befrore I accepted at UM).

Mr. Yost

October 5th, 2017 at 3:02 PM ^

September 2 7:00 PM Furman* No. 12 Spartan Stadium • East Lansing, MI BTN W 28–13   74,516[6]
September 17 7:30 PM at No. 18 Notre Dame* No. 12 Notre Dame Stadium • South Bend, IN (Rivalry) NBC W 36–28   80,795[7]
September 24 12:00 PM No. 11 Wisconsin No. 8 Spartan Stadium • East Lansing, MI BTN L 6–30   75,505
October 1 8:00 PM at Indiana No. 17 Memorial Stadium • Bloomington, IN (Rivalry) BTN L 21–24 OT 43,971
October 8 3:30 PM BYU*   Spartan Stadium • East Lansing, MI ABC/ESPN2 L 14–31   74,214
October 15 3:30 PM Northwesterndagger   Spartan Stadium • East Lansing, MI BTN L 40–54   75,625
October 22 7:30 PM at Maryland   Maryland Stadium • College Park, MD BTN L 17–28   41,235
October 29 12:00 PM No. 2 Michigan   Spartan Stadium • East Lansing, MI (Rivalry) ESPN L 23–32   75,802
November 5 12:00 PM at Illinois   Memorial Stadium • Champaign, IL ESPNews L 27–31   47,144
November 12 12:00 PM Rutgers   Spartan Stadium • East Lansing, MI BTN W 49–0   73,701
November 19 12:00 PM No. 2 Ohio State   Spartan Stadium • East Lansing, MI ESPN L 16–17    73,303
November 26 3:30 PM at No. 8 Penn State   Beaver Stadium • University Park, PA (Rivalry) ESPN L 12–45   97,418