Sparty Haikus

Submitted by 909Dewey on October 19th, 2012 at 1:59 PM

My boss just left so I have the huge decision of whether or not to try and duck out early on a Friday afternoon.  Would be a no-brainer except last time I got the dreaded phone call while in the car.  To pass the time let us create some 5-7-5 poetry in honor of East Lansing Veterinary College. Here are a few to start the ball rolling:

Last year staee coaches

Proved it wasn’t just Rich Rod

Hoke understands now


My hot ex girlfriend

Went to this shitty ag school

Who is Thom Gholsthon?


Bonus World Series haiku:

Outside in the dirt

Yankee batters swing away

Ilitch deserves this 



October 19th, 2012 at 3:39 PM ^

Jake Ryan smells blood
Andrew Maxwell tries to run
Too late- on his back

justingoblue watches
MSU hates that he can
Sit on couch and win

Tailgate needs to start
How many hours? 21
Roundtree channels Des


October 19th, 2012 at 4:15 PM ^

They watch Denard run,

Oh wait, that's impossible.

It's end zone again.


We score and we score

And then we score more and more

Pouring on the shame.


October 19th, 2012 at 8:25 PM ^

little brother

When Mike Hart spoke those two little words
That everyone already knew
East Lansing's panties all in a bundle
Poor little Marky came all unglued
Cuz state wouldn't have hired "baby Tressel"
To watch Hart, his 4'th win, 700'th yard
We laughed when "baby tress" spoke his own little words
And when we fell we hit bottom hard
Then the hole it got dug, and who is to blame, the liar, the victim, the fool?
Mighty Michigan would fall not once but 4 times
To an animal husbandry school.
But the tide now has turned in this very year
On more than a couple of fronts
Turns out the defense that Vince Lombardi couldn't fix
Took Mattison a couple of months
Kirk Cousins is gone, their line is a mess, they score 21 points in a game
Wasted 10 million dollars on scoreboards
But recruits still think they are lame
Brady Hoke has his eyes on 900 wins
And Denard, he just comes for their souls
Lewan to ride Tom like a donkey
A dilithium blur down the hole
State fans they do love the twitters
Maybe pride does come fore the fall
Years hence they'll look back on those two glory years
When state was last good at football
And all the sparty faithful will blurt out
"Wait till basketball season" just like it was once more
And we'll all pretend that John Beilein
Didn't beat them last three times out of 4

Roy G. Biv

October 19th, 2012 at 11:17 PM ^

Ref, watch U-M close.

Unnecessary roughness.

Sixty minutes worth.


WalMart?  Quick, the rod,

flail, cudgel and bludgeon.

A dead horse to beat!


You know Sparty will

Snap on rubber glove, dig deep

and find their best game.