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October 5th, 2017 at 2:25 PM ^

What can I say, poetry is kinda my thing ....

Whats some Halloween fun I should shave in my cat?
Mark Hollis is fat?
Mork Digornio's a rat?
STAEE is crap?
Jay DatBull can't rap?

Chuck Norris

October 5th, 2017 at 5:44 PM ^

I was expecting it to be cringey, but that was actually pretty damn good.

Favorite line:

I AIN'T IMPRESSED BY YOUR WINS AGAINST THE M-A-C
GONNA BEAT YA LIKE WE DID WHEN YOU WERE M-A-C

Mike Damone

October 5th, 2017 at 2:27 PM ^

my thing - but I am from the 80's, and the only rap we had was Run DMC, so what do I know.

Will say it showed more creativity and exhibited stronger writing skills than that lame Dueling Columns trainwreck...

caliblue

October 6th, 2017 at 12:11 AM ^

ya gotta have a joke:

A UM grad and an MSU grad at a bar

The news comes on and theres a picture of a man standing on the Golden Gate bridge

" Hey Sparty $20 says he jumps"

"You're on " says Sparty

Sune enough the man jumps

" I can't take your money Sparty.  saw this clip an hour ago"

" Yeah so did I but I didn't think he would jump twice"