Signing of the Stars

Submitted by scanner blue on February 7th, 2018 at 7:04 AM

11 am in the backroom of The Brown Jug. A little smaller venue this year after 3k at Hill then 2.5k at Crisler. The ESPN style analyst two top will be manned by Joey Galloway and Jim McElwain. The reserved booth in the corner is for special guests Bobby Higginson and Chyna of WWE fame. Noted signees expected to be there ---a PWO long snapper from Temperance Berford and a sophmore from Alice Lloyd they found at last months open try outs. Julius Welschof will be interviewed by Don Brown on the big screen in the corner (he'll be on break from his water bottling job). Come say HI, I'll be posted by the VIP entrance in the alley by the old Dollar Bill Copying on Church street.



February 7th, 2018 at 7:43 AM ^

I actually found this kind of funny, but was there ever an official announcement that there would be no Signing of the Stars this year, or is it obvious that it's simply not appropriate in our dire times?

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February 7th, 2018 at 7:56 AM ^

Early signing day put the kibosh on SOS. I worked the first SOS and was on an aisle between the students and the VIP section . I guarded Jehu Chesson's leg that was sticking out in the aisle (he was on crutches) and told Jake Butt how to find the men's room in the lower level. The marcing band high stepping down the aisles and breaking into the M fanfare still brings a smile to my face.


February 7th, 2018 at 8:23 AM ^

Right combination of credible poster, well written prose, current events (jim M sightings) and execution of punch line (Alice Lloyd FTW!)

Sad I have but one upvote to give.