SIAP: When did Michael Jordan Retire?

Submitted by kawter on May 24th, 2017 at 12:43 AM
You should ask Siri.



May 24th, 2017 at 8:26 AM ^

but in Morgan freeman's defense, he's Morgan-Fucking-Freeman!

Have you checked out his Wiki page lately?
played the president, god, was in Shawshank, Driving miss Daisy, Million Dollar Baby, Batman, Invictus (Mandella) Academy award winner, started with the Electric Company, Produced and narrated countless science & nature documentaries, he's a pilot, and turned his 124 acre ranch into a bee santuary.

I think everyone should consider it a priviledge to have their likeness replaced with Morgan Freeman's.



May 24th, 2017 at 9:52 AM ^

When I first watched Glory over 20 years ago, I said it was the best movie I ever watched.  It still hasn't been topped.  You could replace Morgan Freeman with Denzel Washington and replace Morgan's' movies with Denzel's movies and your post would be just as accurate.


May 24th, 2017 at 10:19 AM ^

I still think one of the funniest things I've ever heard Siri respond with was - and think this is from an article in the Telegraph with an audio embed of someone doing it - someone asking Siri to open the pod bay door, only to hear, "Sorry, I'm afraid I can't do that."

Now, if it could only sound like HAL....