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Submitted by SFBayAreaBlue on July 6th, 2008 at 10:58 AM

Weis is predicting 9 to 12 wins. HAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAHHAHHHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

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"The only regular-season game in which Notre Dame figures to be a serious underdog is the finale at USC, so Weis could conceivably have an 11-0 team heading out there if everything comes together."

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July 6th, 2008 at 11:07 AM ^

"weis is predicting 9 to 12 wins" - makes a lot more sense if by "wins" he means pounds of french fries eaten per week. if my interpretation is correct, i think he's selling himself way short and frankly i'm more that a little disappointed


July 6th, 2008 at 11:32 AM ^

First off notre dame i don't like at all but lets look at the schedule to see if this claim is even possible....

SDSU - possible win

Michigan - no way in hell

Michigan State - 50/50, michigan state likes to choke against ND

Purdue - most likely loss 

Stanford -possible win

North Carolina - possible win, UNC always sucks

Washington - most likely loss

Pittsburgh -50/50, i never pay attention to this team but who knows

Boston College - 50/50, they lost their star qb

Navy - 50/50, lost to them last year

Syracuse - possible win, Syracuse can be counted on to suck year in and year out

USC - clear loss Even giving them some benefit of the doubt, I don't see where they come out with 9 wins. They more likely will win 6 times

chitownblue (not verified)

July 6th, 2008 at 9:34 PM ^

Look, Charlie has has three excellent recruiting classes in a row. They broke in somthing like 20 first-time starters. They're a better team than they were last year, and it's not even close. Throw in the fact that their schedule is a tour of the dregs of major-conference D-I football, and they'll win 7, at least.

SDSU isn't a "possible" win - it is a sure-fire, write it in stone win.

Michigan - I don't think they'll win, but it's not like we don't have our own share of question marks. I'll chock this up as a likely loss for ND.

Michigan St. - I'd call it 50/50.

Purdue - 50/50.

Stanford - One of the 5 worst teams in a BCS conference. Win.

UNC - they are awful. Win for ND.

Washington - a likely loss? Washington is TERRIBLE, and getting worse every year. 75% chance of a ND win.

BC - lost alot. 50/50 Pittsburgh - have had good recruiting, bad results. 50/50.

Navy - lost their coach, 6 of ther top 7 rushers (including their top 4), and needed a Weis brain-fart to win. ND wins.

Syracuse - also one of the 5 worst BCS programs. ND wins.


So, that's 6 "gimme" wins, with 50/50 shots at MSU, Purdue, Pitt, and BC. They need ONE of those to go their way, and they make a bowl. Don't get me wrong - I don't think ND is all that, and they'll undoubtedly wash Charlie's balls after the teams record rebounds, and ignore that they beat the dregs of college football to do it. But, they'll post an adequate record.

Will Number 2

July 7th, 2008 at 3:17 AM ^

UNC was 4-8 last year with 6 of their losses coming by 7 or less.  For some reason I watched three of their games last year (instead of whatever MAC game was on ABC) and they were young, made stupid turnovers but they were athletic.  They were just as athletic as Miami.

If it comes down to all things being equal, I gotta give Butch Davis the edge over Charlie Wies in terms of playcalling.

Musket Rebellion

July 6th, 2008 at 9:50 PM ^

SDSU - W UM - L @MSU - W (Neither of these teams can win a game at home in this series Purdue - W Stanford - W UNC - L Butch Davis has two solid recruiting classes and is a far better coach than Weis Washington - L JAKE LOCKER!!! ehh... W BC - W Navy - W Syracuse - W USC - L 8 - 4. I could see that.


July 6th, 2008 at 10:06 PM ^

mostly agree, their range is more like 5-8 wins, not 9-12 wins. But what is so funny about that article is the idea that Weis PLANNED on going 3-9 last year so he could 'break in' his young players to go 9-3 this year. Like he PLANNED on letting navy get a sack instead of trying a makeable field goal. I think Stanford will be much improved, so it's more like 4 obvious wins, SDSU, UNC, Navy, Syracuse. 2 obvious losses, UM, USC. 3 probable losses, MSU, Purdue, BC, and the rest are tossups.

Daniel L

July 6th, 2008 at 10:44 PM ^

Doesn't eat french fries. He eats the Aussie cheese fries from Outback Steakhouse. 3 orders at a time. However, despite the sheer ineptitude of ND last year, I can't declare this years game a sure win for us. I can't imagine Tenuta putting up with such pure awfulness from the offensive line. If his defense is destroying the o-line every practice, I just don't see how this won't make Charlie realize they need to spend more time teaching the offensive line. They have a ton of talent, the Emu isn't THAT terrible, and it's not like the defense could be any worse. I realize that we put up 31 points in the first half solely by handing the ball to Hart, but I can't fathom ND being that bad again. I see ND with 5-6 wins. +/- 2 as the worst/best outcomes. I think Michigan is 7 wins, +/- 3. So much for both teams depends on QB on O-line play.

chitownblue (not verified)

July 6th, 2008 at 10:45 PM ^

Well, yeah, he comes off as an ass. I'm just saying, they're not a 3 win team again.

Daniel L

July 6th, 2008 at 11:09 PM ^

I was agreeing with your assessment of the game chitown.  I was commenting on people that think we're going to win by 45 and it's not even going to be hard.  It's the same attitude that led to a loss to App State.  Those people are enemies of the revolution.


July 7th, 2008 at 12:54 AM ^

I'll be happy just to get out of South Bend with a win. Seriously. We're going to be very young, playing our first road game of the year, and ND has got to be pissed off as hell after the last two ass-kickings.