Schadenfreude: Rutgers

Submitted by Decatur Jack on

As a follow up to the previous thread where Rutgers fans were talking trash about Michigan and calling this game their "national championship," here are some genuine schadenfreude comments I was able to find.

Yes, to all those who will ask, these are all real - though I am not sure how many are from Rutgers fans exactly vs just casual observers. And tbh there are so many that I couldn't copy them all. My cup runneth over, guys. If you don't believe me all you have to do is twitter search "Rutgers".

https://twitter.com/search?q=Rutgers&src=typd

http://www.onthebanks.com/2016/10/8/13212770/-4-michigan-wolverines-at-…

UM fans are arrogant AF to think the visiting recruits are at RU to see them. They dont realize Ash has a GREAT relationship w/NJ HS coaches
If Navy can beat Houston, we can beat Michigan! #StripeTheBirthplace looks awesome!
Let's rush the field again today!
200 recruits on campus tonight guys. Let's show em what we got. #StripeTheBirthplace Goo Rutgers!!
Not expecting a win but if we hold them to less than 58 and break the shutout that's good enough to piss off Harbaugh lmao
Great they're already talking about Peppers
This is not going well...
So much for #StripeTheBirthplace This showing is PATHETIC
Hahaha M fans think their team is better than OSU, you guys are in for a shocker tonight
SEE I TOLD U MICHIGAN IS OVERRATED
WOOOOO GOO RUTGERS
This feels like a very pro-RU broadcast team on ESPN, rootin' for the underdog, and even they can't help us
Oh god what is happening
Help me...
I now feel so much better that I couldnt go to the game cuz I have the flu
Jesus Peppers is good
GODDAM IT ASH YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO SHOW THAT HARBAUGH IS OVERRATED WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Soooo, is Michigan really that good? Or are we really that bad?
Is there a more classless jerk than Harbaugh?
You are up 27-0 in the 2nd quarter and you go for 2 points.
This is Ohio State ugly
It is 43-0 at halftime in Piscataway. Needless to say I am disappointed as are all Rutgers fans. I expected more fight than this
One of our writers predicted Rutgers to win this game
solid pick there
Honestly I can't believe what I'm seeing
I really can't
I HATE YOU HARBAUGH
I am listening to the Titantic soundtrack and it seems oh so fitting
Can we please BREAK THE SHUTOUT?
Unbelievable. This game was supposed to be Ash's signature win. A huge upset for the ages. A sign that Rutgers football is back. A sign of Harbaugh's downfall. The man came into OUR STATE and did his stupid fucking satellite camp and we just LET IT HAPPEN. show some goddamn fight coach ash!!
Well there goes my sanity
Just once I'd like to watch Rutgers be the team I want them to be. We are the Birthplace of College Football, surely we can do better than this shit
I scared my dog so much by screaming at the tv that she took a giant shit in the middle of the living room. Great, now I have to clean this up too
God even Purdue played better today than us. sooo disappointed in my knights
WHY DID U GO TO MICHIGAN PEPPERS? STOP BELIEVING THEIR LIES
Coach Ash looks like he's about to cry
Why the fuck did people get my hopes up by saying this was going to be an upset? God I fucking hate you all
If Gary was really good he would come to his senses and transfer home to RU so he can make us into a power
OH MY GOD. NOT FROM HIM.
NOPE.
NOOOOPE.
And with that they pass over 58 points. More than Ohio State. Ugh I hate Michigan soooo much
OH GOD. RUTGERS IS THE NUMBER 2 TRENDING TOPIC ON TWITTER FOR THE UNITED STATES RIGHT NOW. 5 FOR WORLDWIDE.
Did the announcer srsly just call us "buttgers"?
200 Recruits. 200 RECRUITS. you had ONE JOB coach ash
wow we are soooo bad
I can't believe I ever thought we ever had a shot against this team. How the fuck did we beat Michigan two years ago?
Dear Christ in heaven we can't even get a first down
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA PICK SIX ON SHANE MORRIS! SUCK IT HARBAUGH YOU LITTLE BITCH! SO MUCH FOR THE SHUTOUT HAHAHAHAHAHA
Did that hit the ground? Nnnnnooooooooo!!!!!
The worst part about all of this is that Jersey kids are watching and we are not exactly helping our case
I want to die
Tough day to be a Rutgers fan. Embarrassed to be going there. smh
NO MORE I SAY! LET THIS AWFUL UNDEAD TEMPLAR BLEED HIS LAST
Holy shit they might hit 100
Wtf where is the mercy rule in cfb?? END THIS SHIT SO I CAN GO HOME
Jim Harbaugh is an okay coach, I guess.
Michigan is making us their bitch
We had no chance…no chance.
Whoever said that we would win this game needs a swift punch to the face pronto
I hate watching this shellacking but honestly I fucking love Michigan's offense. Line up in the i-form and pound it. Get rid of this spread shit and get a fucking fullback in here.
Harbaugh called off the dogs and they still scored 78 points
Rutgers needs to never play football again. My god.
We poked the wolverine. We shouldn't have poked the wolverine.
Remember that time when we were all saying how awesome coach ash was for holding a camp at the same time harbaugh was? Yeah turns out harb took that personally
Great. Rutgers is trending on twitter…for all the wrong reasons.
BREAKING: Police have filed assault, battery, rape, and murder charges against the entire Michigan roster for what they did to Rutgers
Coach Ash you proved today you are Harbaugh's bitch go home to wisconsin or ohio or wherever you came from and never come the fuck back
Still can't believe this Rutgers team beat Michigan 2 yrs ago
How did it get this bad?
Any chance we can bring back Schiano?
I am so ashamed right now
The Rutgers band has given up and is playing The Victors in their own stadium
Honestly! What does Ash tell the 200 NJ recruits? "You, too, can be slaughtered like this if you come to Rutgers."
Jim Harbaugh is the biggest asshole coach in all of college football
I fucking hate him so much. He is so good it makes me angry.
Well Mr. Gary I am glad you got to come back to your home state and take a giant shit on the team you should have played for. Now go back to Ann Arbor you fucking traitor bitch
Imagine what life would be like if Schiano had never left. We'd be 3-0 against Michigan right now
The joke will be on Michigan when Harbaugh goes back to the NFL and they hire another Brady Hoke or Rich Rod
Rutgers football twitter stopped tweeting in the middle of the game. Way to go guys thanks for all the support
Fucking Pick Six that got called back. That was bullshit and everyone knows it. This game was not a TRUE SHUTOUT
Fuck u Michigan. Fuck YOUUUUUU
Why the hell did I think it would be a good idea to DVR this?
Harbaugh is the worst. THE WORST
Can someone tell me again why the fuck we are playing in the same fucking division as Urban Meyer and Jim Harbaugh?
I feel like we broke NCAA rules somehow
Damm bruh Michigan is piling it onnnnn
If this doesn't make you so depressed that you don't question every decision in your life, nothing will
I am a Scarlet Knight forever but I can't believe what I am witnessing. Embarrassing.
stop scoring touchdowns michigan plzzzzz
Coach Ash face right now
They told us Hurricane Matthew might affect the game. They forgot to tell us about Hurricane Harbaugh.
Silver Lining: Michigan is winning this game because 1/3 of their team is from Jersey.
Did Chris Ash do something in the offseason to piss off Jim Harbaugh? Because it looks like he did.
That scene from Deliverance
Rutgers might have to shutdown their football program smh they got smoked 78-0 wtf

Hope you all enjoyed. (Yes, this was probably a waste of my time. I don't care, I'm posting it anyway.)

gbdub

October 9th, 2016 at 1:27 AM ^

The part that boggles me most - they actually think that Peppers or Gary would have gone to Rutgers if they hadn't gone to Michigan? Pretty sure there were a few more schools between Michigan and Rutgers on their lists...



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East German Judge

October 9th, 2016 at 1:31 AM ^

 Too funny....

Not expecting a win but if we hold them to less than 58 and break the shutout that's good enough to piss off Harbaugh lmao

coming from new jersey's finest no doubt....

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WolverineHistorian

October 9th, 2016 at 1:32 AM ^

Why were those idiots so desperate for us to not beat them worse than the Buckeyes did? Because Urban Meyer hosted that camp with them in Jersey so now they're best buddies? Do they pleasure themselves to OSU highlights? What happens if the next top recruits from New Jersey commit to OSU? Are they going to have parties in the streets because they didn't commit to Harbaugh? This love affair with OSU is so stupid.

WolverineHistorian

October 9th, 2016 at 2:10 AM ^

I figured it was Ash related but damn, those people are so weird. To show that much joy over thinking they avoided the shutout when they were still down 50 points at that time? When we were getting our asses handed to us in games during the RichRod and Hoke years, if one good thing happened to us, it didn't make me feel any better because we still sucked, we were still getting blown out and one fluke play wasn't going to erase the pain of a clear loss. But at Rutgers, they don't swing that way, apparently.

nappa18

October 9th, 2016 at 10:28 AM ^

What one word can describe Rutgers performance? Has one been invented. They were unathletic, weak, poorly coached, listless, they gave up early...running out the clock in the second quarter. Afraid to throw he ball. Just humiliating. A non descript school in a non descript state in a non descript town..get the picture.

Gooseggs

October 9th, 2016 at 1:34 AM ^

"Remember that time when we were all saying how awesome coach ash was for holding a camp at the same time harbaugh was? Yeah turns out harb took that personally." Also, its really pathetic if your only hope is that your team doesn't get shut out. If that's your moral victory, it's likely better to find another hobby.

denardogasm

October 9th, 2016 at 1:35 AM ^

Love the guy hoping to "break the shutout" when chances are at that point in the game they hadn't even gotten into positive yardage yet.  Aim high buddy.

Wolverine76

October 9th, 2016 at 1:41 AM ^

@Decatur Jack : Like the commercial says, reading these tweets from those smart asses thinking you could ever repeat what happened to us with Conan the Harbarian as our coach?  "Priceless."   I haven't laughed so hard since we shut out the sucknuts in 1977 22-0.

Wolfman

October 9th, 2016 at 1:42 AM ^

Laughing so frickin hard my stomach was hurting. So by joining the BIG they thought somehow they were going to play BIG level fb? WOW. As others have said, cannot believe they thought the Jersey boys that went to PSU a long, long time ago would pick them solely based on Geography. IIRC, it was Clemson and one of the MS schools we were fighting w/til the end. Again, great job. I needed a laugh, and it came on my 64th Birthday. Thanks. 

UMinSF

October 9th, 2016 at 1:47 AM ^

Personally I enjoyed:

"That scene from Deliverance".

I must say, Rutgers fans give pretty damn good Schadenfreude.

Might have to peek to see how RCMB or whatever ND's board is called stack up.