As some may recall, I sacrificed my Woodson jersey pre signing day, and our bad juju seems to have turned for the time being. I bask in the glory of the Dax Hill commit I delivered to my people.
Unfortunately, despite the great martyr that I am, I have nothing left to give. Crouch is still on the board. Who shall be the next great martyr, one to stand up to the fury of hell that is the BPONE, so we can pull in another 5 star?
Regarding The Game, I believe only our fearless Brian can reverse that juju. I believe we should call on him every year, prior to the OSU game, to make a sacrifice to the Michigan football hating gods until we beat down that Satanic hoard from down south.