Rumors about Craig James

Submitted by 1464 on September 18th, 2011 at 9:11 PM

Rumor has it that Craig James has Michigan ranked the highest of all the AP voters, at 16.


See what I did there?


Edit: Google search for "rumors about craig james".  We've made history here, folks...



September 19th, 2011 at 8:43 AM ^

for bringin an end to this horrible "Craig James fed on 5 whores and then buried them in the forrest" rumor.  This is obviously a ridiculous assertion.  Everyone knows that he did not bury anyone.  He kept leftovers to take to work to share with Lou Holtz, and made good use of the bones in his famous "Craig James 5 Dead Whore Spicy Bone Bisque".  Craig James never wastes any part of a dead whore.  Shame on you people. 

He is also fond of making 5 Dead Whore Bone Jewelry. 


September 18th, 2011 at 9:25 PM ^

From what I understand, he picked one as Michigan's baseline and dropped us three ranks for every one of the FIVE HOOKERS HE KILLED, because it puts him in a bad mood when he thinks about KILLING FIVE HOOKERS.  Now he may have just ranked us like that because he thinks we're good, but it's totally plausible that it's linked to the FIVE DEAD HOOKERS that may have died at his hands.


September 18th, 2011 at 9:46 PM ^

Does Craig James have any connections to Hoke? I remember him basically campaigning for Hoke to get the Michigan job in January, and now he's ranking us the highest out of any AP voter. Any reason for this or does he just love himself some Michigan?


September 18th, 2011 at 10:16 PM ^

Any comments suggesting that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS will be deleted.  There is no place on this blog for unfounded rumors, such as those indicating that CRAIG JAMES KILLED anyone, let alone FIVE HOOKERS.

Consider yourselves warned.