Rumor:Peruball to be banned by NCAA

Submitted by GWUWolverineFan on August 12th, 2015 at 5:12 PM
Can anyone confirm? I just wanted to post a informative thread like the others

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NittanyFan

August 12th, 2015 at 5:14 PM ^

There will be no more games where somebody wins by the score of "Q to 12"

(like Gizmo a few days ago, Calvinball is a reference not for the under-30 crowd)

NittanyFan

August 12th, 2015 at 7:06 PM ^

Calvin & Hobbes are awesome and almost universally --- when I introduce it to someone, they love it.  

I'm 36, so I'm not really THAT old.  I do not have a negative opinion on Millenials and younger folk that some of my peers do, but we have grown up in a different world.  

For example, just yesterday.  They thought I was the weirdo when I said "Venmo???  What the heck is that?"

MeanJoe07

August 12th, 2015 at 5:23 PM ^

A crocodile steals your son and promises to return him only if you can correctly guess what the crocodile will do with your son. Assuming the croc keeps its word, what would happen if you guessed that he wouldn’t return your son?

Everyone Murders

August 12th, 2015 at 6:08 PM ^

Gipetto would be dead, and since there would be no witnesses except a cricket (easily disposed of), Pinnochio would collect Gipetto's insurance money and inheritance, and spend it all on cocaine.  Then he'd regret the decision, realizing he had no nostrils, gums, and that hypodermic needles break on him.

He then would drop the (useless to him) cocaine via air somewhere in north central Texas, to be discovered by the Rev. Horton Heat.  Pinnochio would then get a low-paying job in a general store, due to his ability to knock stuff off of high shelves with his prodigious nose.

Mr. Yost

August 12th, 2015 at 5:31 PM ^

I'll come back tomorrow...you guys better better clean this shit up!

I want GOOD news and none of this mocking trolling bullshit. PULL IT TOGETHER! We've got 3 fucking weeks...you gotta keep your composure!