August 23rd, 2017 at 6:55 PM ^

Not sure what 0=4 is supposed to mean. Can someone here explain this?

Losing is winning, victories (and first downs) are an illusion, we are equal parts of a symbiotic whole.

- Zen of The Game


August 23rd, 2017 at 9:40 AM ^

Last year should have been the 1 in 1-3, but I guess it's tricky to shave an asterisk and a little footnote that mentions bad PI calls.


August 23rd, 2017 at 8:08 PM ^

Jake Butt is a Mackey award winner. Who the fuck is Jeff hunk of shit. I played at fuckin what. Howerpuke, as TE wanna be who was on a good team you might want to show respect to the guy voted best at the position you tried to play. Butts in the record book as the best TE in college football 2016. Who the fuck is this clown. I don't even remember him and I thought he was a QB from some time ago.


August 23rd, 2017 at 10:00 AM ^

I'm disappointed in Butt for agreeing to this. He should have told his teammates to go fuck themselves like Jeremy Shockey famously did when they tried to haze him as a rookie.  


August 23rd, 2017 at 10:10 AM ^

I hate Ohio State.  Two years ago, I was tail gating in the parking lot before the game and had a moment where I could see infinity and I knew Harbuagh was going to unleash the Kracken.  ...and then we got beat 35-0.

Last year I went to my annual (when I'm not at the game) Michigan-OSU game watching outing with two buddies (one on each side) who have a bet where the loser has to wear a silly outfit from the opposing team.  ...and then the refs took over the game.   And then, and I'm not trying to be funny, my fellow Michigan friend died of a heart attack a couple of months later at 47.  He had to wear stupid OSU stuff for most of 10 years and now he's not going to see our victories.  (Sorry to be a downer.)

I can't wait until we beat the crap out of OSU this year.  Hate those guys.

Perkis-Size Me

August 23rd, 2017 at 10:21 AM ^

Too many. A lot of all-time greats passed through here and never beat them. Hart, Long, Henne, Graham, Manningham, Butt, Charlton, Peppers, Lewis. I know I'm leaving out a hell of a lot more, but these are just a few. 

Truly baffling how awful we've been against them over the last 16 years. 


August 23rd, 2017 at 8:35 PM ^

Really! Really!. Did you see what happened at Florida. That fuckin cunt left because his team was going to lose some games and he did not want to deal with that. As soon as there is a chink in the armor, Meyers will come up with another excuse and be on the first thing smokin. Did you see that clown after the Clemson game?. I thought they were going to put that fuck on suicide watch. I think both Harbaugh and Franklin will break this guy and send him packing. There is a reason this guy will do anything, and I mean anything to land recruits. With a level playing field he is not what people think. He may win the big ten this year, but that will be a mistake because there is another playoff shutout on the horizon. If he does not win the big ten that is three years playing with a superior talent level and nothing to show. Better write some more letters to a recruits girlfriends, grandmothers neice. Give me a break. Glad he coaches for the evil empire because it helps me despise him even more.

Perkis-Size Me

August 23rd, 2017 at 10:25 AM ^

Meh, part of rookie hazing. The Broncos gave Tim Tebow a friar look a few years back. Rookies are typically left with carrying the veteran's equipment for them and are often taken out to a nice dinner and stuck with the check. Happens all the time. If the shoe was on the other foot and Butt did this to Heuerman after going 4-0 against OSU, I'd probably laugh my ass off. 

Harmless rivalry fun. All that matters for Butt now is getting out on the field and producing for the Broncos. He does that and I don't think Heuerman will care too much about where he used to go to school. 

Unless of course he runs Heuerman out of a job...