Report: The Dumbest Fanbases...

Submitted by RakeFight on January 3rd, 2015 at 8:45 PM

Fox Sports has taken the time to provide us with an in depth analysis of the dumbest fan bases in American sports.

1. Alabama

2. Kentucky

3. The Ohio State University

4. Arkansas

5. Notre Dame

My personal favorite line: "Ohio State is the most SEC-like fanbase in the country that's not actually in the SEC."… 



January 4th, 2015 at 1:43 AM ^

especially after a 350 pounder next to me kept screaming "Safari Dakari" after every putback or rebound. Seriously, its almost like if you live in the state if Kentucky, you have to take an IQ test upon birth. If you show any signs of intelligence, you're given a Louisville hat, and the rest are given BBN tramp stamps regardless of gender.


January 3rd, 2015 at 8:53 PM ^

Definitely gotta put sparty in over Domers. bucknuts have some very knowledgeable fans that love college athletics as much as any fan base. A lot of mouth breathing morons too!

And based on the reception their players got upon returning from Pasadena, how are Noles fans not in there?


January 3rd, 2015 at 11:27 PM ^

I was wondering how Sparty could have possibly been omitted.  Since they have apparently taken the piece down now and I won't be able to read it, I guess I am not going to get any further insight.  I am guessing the comments field got too "real" for them.


January 3rd, 2015 at 8:55 PM ^

Just about everything they do and say is out of hatred for Michigan.  Screws them up way more often than not.  They just can't get over us.  Also, when it's all said and done, win or lose, they're still Sparty, and they know it, and they hate it.


January 3rd, 2015 at 9:58 PM ^

"UM has almost no high level talent on that roster, none. If no one transfers they might have 1 or 2 players on their whole roster who would start for us. It's a full rebuilding job and it's going to take longer than a couple years no matter who they are able to bring in to coach."


This is the sentiment from most fan bases. They have no clue what talent we have, they are just going by the premise that just because our last coaching staff couldn't develope offensive talent properly that must mean that there isn't any! We will surprise most people with how competetive we will be next year.


January 3rd, 2015 at 10:39 PM ^

reading that thread as I started to a few days ago for entertainment.

It is absolutely hilarious reading those comments from early December. Basically the summary so far is they believe Harbaugh is a pipe dream and it's going to be either Shiano or Kiffin (lol!). They say Harbaugh won't want to come because our fans will run him out of town after two years.



January 3rd, 2015 at 8:55 PM ^

I am assuming that Fox Sports did nopt follow the normal procedure and get fans of each fanbase to stand in the men's room and recite:

"Spiegel, Spiegel an der Wand

Wer ist die Dummsten in der land?"


January 3rd, 2015 at 10:27 PM ^

Oregon, Ohio, a suburb of Toledo in northwest Ohio, will make the temporary switch in support of Ohio State.

Two city natives, put together a petition calling for Oregon to change its name and for Oregon's Clay High School to change its school colors from green and gold -- the same as the Ducks -- for that day.  The temporary name has yet to be determined.


January 3rd, 2015 at 9:32 PM ^

That's pretty pathetic that you want someone to make a thread that celebrates something horribly embarrassing (yet thankfully temporary) that happened to a kid who was doing absolutely nothing wrong. Thanks for being the shining example for why there is a point threshold to create threads.