Raps about Michigan Sports

Submitted by Chicken22 on February 25th, 2016 at 9:52 AM

Since I love rap music I thought it would be pretty cool to write raps about Michigan sports. You can write about any sport. It can be to the tune of a real song or not. Both work. But if it is to the tune of a real song, say which song it is.

Comments

Chicken22

February 25th, 2016 at 9:58 AM ^

So many players for Michigan are hurt

Spike Albrecht and the star Caris LeVert

Walton and Irvin have to be the stars

Or else Michigan is not going to do well

And the tournament is something we will dwell

Hopefully Belien will come up with a plan

I would really enjoy that, me being a fan

Two more wins and we make Mach Madness

And hopefully that will get rid of this sadness

 

Darker Blue

February 25th, 2016 at 10:04 AM ^

I touch myself at night

I'm not a sports star

I do love Micigan 

but I don't love my car

I would punch Dave Brandons Clown

but that motherfucker took me to town. 

I hope this verse gets you hot 

cuz I am not a Robot

MICH

Wolverine Devotee

February 25th, 2016 at 10:10 AM ^

First off, fuck you and your league you claim.

A² 'til I die, it's gon be MICH-again.

You claim you don't pay players but that's bullshit

Our man Jim Harbaugh goin' South to carry out a hit.

Noleverine

February 25th, 2016 at 10:56 AM ^

We bust some Buckeyes, yeah they fucked for life.

Plus SEC tryna see me, their weak games I rip

Urban Meyer, Mark Dantonio, some mark-ass bitches.

We keep coming while we running for your crystal ball

Steady running, keep on comin after all a y'all.

UM Fan from Sydney

February 25th, 2016 at 10:17 AM ^

This isn't my rap, but a song by Nelly called "Getcha Getcha."

In the second to last verse with Kyjuan's rapping:

 

 

Your game ain't tight, no you ain't pimping kin.

You see the Cutlass Supreme I'm sittin in?

Lime green chinchilla, ooh that's a different skin.

Where I'm from, we wear blue and gold like we Michigan.

Magnus

February 25th, 2016 at 10:19 AM ^

Rapping about sports

is mostly pretty lame

if you disagree

just ask Notre Dame.

If you want to choose

the best team there is in Michigan

give this cup to Tony Mandarich

and ask him to go piss again.

PopeLando

February 25th, 2016 at 12:45 PM ^

Captain Janeway certainly had her moments, but her bipolar gonna-kill-everyone attacks were wearisome in the end. If they were trying to make her a macho badass they should have gone for it, because the "momma Janeway" moments they forced into every other episode were deeply disturbing.

WholeMilk

February 25th, 2016 at 2:42 PM ^

What happened to that poster(last year?), who used to rap all of his posts? His name was Rappin' ___?___. He wasn't bad, but he only hung around for a week or two.

Maizenblueball

February 25th, 2016 at 4:20 PM ^

Now let me welcome everybody to the wild, wild mid-west

A state that's untouchable like Jehu Chess

The fight song hit ya eardrum like a slug to ya chest

Don't pack a sweatervest for Jimmy, he don't want no rejects

We in that wolverine state where that bomb ass hemp be

The state where ya never find Michigan stadium empty