A question of priorities: girls or tonight's game

Submitted by wolverine1987 on October 10th, 2009 at 7:28 PM

So here's a hypothetical, to test your dedication to Michigan Football. Let's say we live in the Bud Light universe, where all of the operational rules that guide us revolve around hot chicks, slapstick humor and... well that's it I guess. So your preparing for tonight's game, and at 7:45 a hot chick, who previously existed for you only as the object of your lustful gazes, calls you and the walks into your house. Your Tivo is broken, she is under the influence of some chemical that alters her normal perceptions and thus she finds you incredibly attractive, and there it is: your choice, sex or watching the game. What do you do?



October 10th, 2009 at 7:30 PM ^

If she is under the influence? Sober her up and if she is cool enough she will take care of you while you watch the game. If she is not, she gets the boot or waits in line.


October 10th, 2009 at 7:30 PM ^

There are 12 games EVERY year. Sadly...girls are not quite so regular.

And you can download the game if you miss it. Also, sex...when it's bad, is still good. Sadly, football...isn't.


October 10th, 2009 at 7:49 PM ^

Watch the game, while having sex, and eating a pastrami sandwich.
"That would really be the ultimate"

+1 to whoever can tell me who said that quote.

HINT:pastrami sandwich


October 10th, 2009 at 9:54 PM ^

Easy, very easy. As above, give 'er a good rogerin' and then watch the game. Trust me, games will be played every year but new, hot, willing girls will not show up at your place for long... Hypothetical, right?