Quasi-OT: Better Name for the Spinner
Like many of you, I'm excited to see exactly what kind of wrinkle the new "spinner" position will bring to the defense. Some of you have probably already envisioned what kind of EXPLOSIVE SUPREMACY he will throw down; I, personally, cannot get Derrick-Johnson-at-Texas out of my head.
However, also like many of you, I find the title of "spinner" to be somewhere south of Manly. Therefore I ask for your alternate title proposals so as to make this rage-filled beast of the gridiron even more ferociously intimidating.
I shall open the conversation with "Shredder," with the added bonus that his backups would be known as the Foot Clan.
Go!
how about "matador"... which we all associate with bullfighting but literally means killer
When I hear matador, I think "ole!" as the bull runs right by. Not a good image when we're talking about linebackers. :)
Ill Tempered Sea Bass.
I second Ill tempered Sea Bass. that just sounds vicious
Boytaur
It is the one, true choice. Ill-tempered Sea Bass is a close second.
I second deathbacker
I third deathbacker. It is the original.
The Fuck Lion
After all who are we talking about?
I think the name should be rainbow unicorn, as nothing says manly to me more then that.
Barwis?
Barwisback is clearly the way to go.
how about super vicous crazy death machine
THE SHOCKER!!
I like the "Boner."
Harbinger of Death
Destroyer of Worlds
Damienbacker
Shiva-end
you know, something apolcalyptic. Unless we're talking about the position Stevie Brown now plays. Then something in the unicorn family.
he should be called Khan. Whne he makes a crushing hit, the crowd yells "Khan!!!!" When he misses a tackle, you can scream like this :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTMI6v9NyJg
Harkening back to the Thom Darden and early Bo era, why not resurrect the Wolf Man!
Bo Schembacker