QB Shea Patterson Presser
Presser that ended less than an hour ago:
Cold in the winter is the biggest adjustment...
Got the chemistry down with the players.... didn't take too long...
Cesar was my center at IMG...
Coach did a good job giving me the reps I needed...
I enjoy learning from Coach Harbaugh, Coach Pep, Coach McElwain...
The guys made an awesome job of making me feel comfortable...
I'm so excited, especially with these guys...
Coach Harbaugh didn't promise me anything... he tells you what you need to hear, not what you want to hear... he told me about my opportunity...
Whatever you go through, you have two decisions, get better or worse...
Keep working, until you're at top...
It's crazy to think I'm here... It's a reality now...
Coach Harbaugh... he's the best coach I've ever been around...
Just go out there an attack it... I only get this time once in my life...
The offensive staff has a really good plan, and I'm going to go out and execute it.
(On wearing Charles Woodson number, Charles Woodson said) wear that number with pride...
August 23rd, 2018 at 5:31 PM ^
Lite it up Kid.
Go Blue
August 23rd, 2018 at 6:45 PM ^
Love that he was cagey about the offensive “tweaks.” He has that smile that says “wait until ND gets a load of us.”
FYI part 2 of the interview is here: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o4ueKJ8Gg3o
August 23rd, 2018 at 5:32 PM ^
What's that I hear? Is it...no, it can't be...it is! It's actual football content! Huzzah!
August 23rd, 2018 at 5:34 PM ^
Actually Michigan football content at that.
August 23rd, 2018 at 5:32 PM ^
November Heisman.
August 23rd, 2018 at 5:41 PM ^
I missed the part where anyone said anything about a Heisman.
I can say random shit too...meatballs.
August 23rd, 2018 at 5:45 PM ^
Meatballs
Classic Bill Murray.
"It just doesn't matter!"
August 23rd, 2018 at 6:45 PM ^
And even, and even if we win, if we win, HAH! Even if we win! Even if we play so far over our heads that our noses bleed for a week to ten days. Even if God in Heaven above comes down and points his hand at our side of the field. Even if every man, woman and child held hands together and prayed for us to win, it just wouldn't matter, because all the really good looking girls would still go out with the guys from Mohawk cause they've got all the money! It just doesn't matter if we win or we lose. IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER!
August 23rd, 2018 at 7:41 PM ^
The winner of tonight's mystery meat contest is Jeffrey Corbin who guessed "some kind of beef."
August 23rd, 2018 at 5:54 PM ^
My failed attempt at something inspirational. We always get crap about September Heisman. I was trying to say he is going to play well in November. If I have to explain it, I fail...
August 23rd, 2018 at 5:58 PM ^
Irrelevant +1 for owning it.
August 23rd, 2018 at 7:05 PM ^
Fwiw, it took a moment of hesitation (isn't that supposed to be September???) Before it sunk in. But, I thought it was pretty clever.
August 23rd, 2018 at 5:37 PM ^
I'm really hoping he goes full-on mutton chops this year
August 23rd, 2018 at 5:42 PM ^
That right Shea, now is your time to light it up at an honorable institution!
GO BLUE!
August 23rd, 2018 at 5:42 PM ^
Stay upright and kill em
August 23rd, 2018 at 5:47 PM ^
When's the last time UM had a guy come out and just play? I mean, just came out, and balled the fuck out? More than just ok, more than just solid, but to the point where everyone was just like "damn, that dude is killing it!!!" Denard? Gallon? Gardner at the beginning of 2013?
I think that's what we need. Just the team comes out, and Shea just fuckin' BALLS. OUT. No arrogance, no show-boating, just like a hit-man out there picking people off with surgical precision and lethality. Please football gods, with all the BS that terrible people and programs have gotten away with in the last few years, please, just once we need the good guys to win.
August 23rd, 2018 at 5:48 PM ^
With our defense I'll take "conservative game manager who completes 60% and hits DPJ in stride half of the times he's screamingly wide open."
August 24th, 2018 at 11:07 AM ^
OMG, what if he can hit a wide open receiver down-field. I realize this is ridiculous but that thought has me giddy.
August 23rd, 2018 at 5:49 PM ^
#hotfeelingsballtake
August 23rd, 2018 at 5:51 PM ^
I'm not sure I want to see any balls out. He should at least use a ball lifter. Have some decency.
August 24th, 2018 at 4:06 AM ^
Had to look that up:
https://wildmant.com/products/the-ball-lifter-protruder-1
Some classy typos in there. Gon' get me a new 'proturder;' I've 'bout worn mine out.
August 23rd, 2018 at 5:53 PM ^
Denard was the last person to do it consistently.
I think we have a few guys that could do it this year.
August 23rd, 2018 at 7:28 PM ^
I’m assuming you mean offense, because we’ve had a few guys lately doing this on the defense
August 23rd, 2018 at 10:38 PM ^
Someone I think said this, but Jake Rudock balled the hell out - he was a nice surprise.
August 23rd, 2018 at 5:47 PM ^
He was given the job no need to lie... He was the starter soon as he decided to transfer here.. That was the most obvious thing ever
August 23rd, 2018 at 5:53 PM ^
I ordered my copy of Rays of Light for $755 (plus shipping) and it hasn't arrived yet. That was like six weeks ago. If I don't get it by next week I'm giving you a 1 star review.
August 23rd, 2018 at 8:06 PM ^
marcusray97 always says the dumbest shit. there is no way in the world that harbaugh would promise him anything but a chance.
August 23rd, 2018 at 5:48 PM ^
I almost forgot we have a football team
August 23rd, 2018 at 6:28 PM ^
Yeah, I was beginning to think it was only Ohio State.
August 23rd, 2018 at 5:58 PM ^
I would love to upvote the OP, but alas. Double alas, because even if I could it wouldn't give them points.
As far as Patttttterson goes, well, it will be a great improvement if he can even get to Rudddddockian standards.
August 23rd, 2018 at 6:12 PM ^
Citrus Bowl Ruddock
August 24th, 2018 at 1:17 AM ^
Ruddddddddock!!
August 23rd, 2018 at 6:00 PM ^
Never realized that him and Ruiz played together before. That's good to hear! They've got a head start at being on the same page.
August 23rd, 2018 at 6:29 PM ^
That's not to be underestimated. One less thing to adjust to in the heat of battle.
August 23rd, 2018 at 6:01 PM ^
I can not wait for him to break the huddle next week!
August 23rd, 2018 at 6:20 PM ^
4:30 next Saturday!!!!
oh, 4:30 my time.
August 23rd, 2018 at 6:05 PM ^
I for one am looking forward to getting some game action photos of him in a Michigan uniform. Then, we can retire all the Ole' Miss pictures that have graced this site for too long.
August 23rd, 2018 at 7:01 PM ^
I can make one in paint if you want. Just say the word
August 24th, 2018 at 1:22 AM ^
The word
August 23rd, 2018 at 6:10 PM ^
Cesar was my center at IMG
Didn't realize that...that's pretty cool. Hopefully we can recruit some more of them when they have a great season!
August 23rd, 2018 at 6:53 PM ^
I wonder how many snaps of those were under center.
August 23rd, 2018 at 7:27 PM ^
I wonder how many will be under center this year?
August 23rd, 2018 at 6:25 PM ^
What a really likable dude! Quiet confidence with humble leadership.
“Charles said I couldn’t wear #2”. Smirk and laugh. Too funny.
August 23rd, 2018 at 6:30 PM ^
What are the rules this year? Is the offense too complicated? We should establish this before the ND game.
August 23rd, 2018 at 6:36 PM ^
This kid is going to go ham!! The B1G is not ready for this storm we are creating!! I can’t wait for September 1!!
Go Blue!!
August 23rd, 2018 at 7:19 PM ^
This maybe the first time in a very long time that we have a QB that will display some swag on the field
August 23rd, 2018 at 7:43 PM ^
Denard and 13 Gardner had swag imo.
August 23rd, 2018 at 11:02 PM ^
To OPs point, that seems like forever ago.
August 23rd, 2018 at 10:09 PM ^
Swag and the natural QB gifts. It's a great combo.
August 23rd, 2018 at 7:24 PM ^
He forgot his mustache.