OT:My journey to East Lansing

Submitted by rastafari on October 3rd, 2010 at 8:27 PM

Saturday was my virgin voyage to East Lansing and Spartan Stadium for football. I was given two tickets in row 11 on the 45. Even though it was difficult to not be in front of the UM game I was texted constantly by friends with updates. 

While driving down Harrison the traffic was stopped while someone had his dog in the middle of the road shitting.

While on campus hiking to the game I witnessed 6 humans vomiting in public(at noon), 2 fistfights, and a woman who had entered the men's bathroom and was straddling the urinal while pissing.

The men's bathrooms had an ENTER and EXIT sign but state fans were entering both locations leaving a flow of tangled bodies going both ways inside. 

At halftime when everyone is trying to get somewhere (bathrooms, vendors) the entire stadium comes to a crawl. There is NOT enough room for the fans to even move but an inch at a time. I finally gave up on this more sooner than later.

More vomiting later in the men's room. At least they made it that far.  We left around the end of the 3rd quarter. What a difference in venues. I don't know if I have ever witnessed a goat fuck like this before.

I don't know if I have ever seen more snaggle toothed stump farmers in my life.

Needless to say I will be GLAD to return to the Big House this weekend. Enjoying the tailgate and watching us skull waste Sparty knowing full well that after my visit to E Lansing I realized there is a distinct possibility that Darwin was correct.

Comments

UMAmaizinBlue

October 3rd, 2010 at 8:31 PM ^

I realized there is a distinct possibility that Darwin was correct.

 

So, are you saying that Spartan fans are the strongest and the fittest, because they've obviously survived this long...just wondering.

goblue418

October 3rd, 2010 at 8:34 PM ^

is this a troll? bc obviously every stadium is busy at halftime..and every college is gonna have kids who cant handle their alcohol, and quite frankly, it wasnt even close to that bad at the msu uofm game last year let alone the cmu msu game. :? 

Maceo24

October 4th, 2010 at 8:42 AM ^

I was reading it and getting annoyed at the barrage against the State fans, thinking that the student parties in Ann Arbor can't be that much nicer of an atomosphere.  When all of a sudden it comes out that the OP left with a quarter to go in an awesome football game.  Shame on you, OP!

moredamnsound

October 3rd, 2010 at 10:24 PM ^

This type of arrogance does not make me proud to be a Michigan fan. And you obviously went out of your way to be overly critical about their stadium and fans. Just because someone is an MSU fan doesn't make them shit, and being a Michigan fan doesn't make you any better than anyone else.

SlumpBuster

October 4th, 2010 at 7:36 AM ^

Reading threads like these make me wonder why we (Spartan fans) peg you guys as "arrogant."

Michigan fans seem very level headed.  Sometimes I think we're the A-holes.