Saturday was my virgin voyage to East Lansing and Spartan Stadium for football. I was given two tickets in row 11 on the 45. Even though it was difficult to not be in front of the UM game I was texted constantly by friends with updates.
While driving down Harrison the traffic was stopped while someone had his dog in the middle of the road shitting.
While on campus hiking to the game I witnessed 6 humans vomiting in public(at noon), 2 fistfights, and a woman who had entered the men's bathroom and was straddling the urinal while pissing.
The men's bathrooms had an ENTER and EXIT sign but state fans were entering both locations leaving a flow of tangled bodies going both ways inside.
At halftime when everyone is trying to get somewhere (bathrooms, vendors) the entire stadium comes to a crawl. There is NOT enough room for the fans to even move but an inch at a time. I finally gave up on this more sooner than later.
More vomiting later in the men's room. At least they made it that far. We left around the end of the 3rd quarter. What a difference in venues. I don't know if I have ever witnessed a goat fuck like this before.
I don't know if I have ever seen more snaggle toothed stump farmers in my life.
Needless to say I will be GLAD to return to the Big House this weekend. Enjoying the tailgate and watching us skull waste Sparty knowing full well that after my visit to E Lansing I realized there is a distinct possibility that Darwin was correct.