OTish: College Football Awards open thread (featuring "Sad Michigan Fan")
Ashamed to be watching this and eating Chipotle instead of going to the gym but here I am.
First award of the night goes to Deshaun Watson with the Davey O' Brien National QB award.
Here are my observations so far:
1. Most Michigan Relevent: There is a "student section" with jersey wearing college students standing up next to the side of the stage who high five the award winners as they exit stage right. INCREDIBLY the bespectacled Michigan student, otherwise known on the internet as "Sad Michigan Fan" from the MSU game is FRONT AND CENTER wearing his Michigan hoodie. He had to be invited right? Not sure if funny or depressing. Maybe deserves it's own OT thread.
2. ESPN is horrible at staging and broadcasting award ceremonies. The whole thing has a stilted awkward feel to it.
3. Chris Fowler is not good at award show comedy (but is a good Gameday host). Lot's of awkward moments and silence during moments of scripted humor.
Edit: 4. Sam Ponder is hot.
December 10th, 2015 at 7:37 PM ^
Try not to get food poisoning
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December 10th, 2015 at 7:43 PM ^
Will make up for not going to the gym.
December 10th, 2015 at 7:43 PM ^
Thank you sir. I just googled "Chipotle, food poisoning" ... [facepalm]
December 10th, 2015 at 7:47 PM ^
What rock do you live under?
December 10th, 2015 at 7:50 PM ^
ignorance is bliss
December 10th, 2015 at 10:54 PM ^
he will in a couple hours. every couple hours.
December 10th, 2015 at 8:52 PM ^
Man, I used to hate the sound of that guys voice.
December 10th, 2015 at 9:04 PM ^
I don't know if I would have enjoyed his ads more if I thought he was hopped up on cocaine. Probably so.
December 10th, 2015 at 10:14 PM ^
Yeah, his commercials would've been much more entertaining to me if I knew he was hopped up on cocaine and a whole bunch of other drugs.
Come to think of it, that Shamwow guy also was arrested for drugs and beating up a hooker. I'm noticing a trend here.
December 10th, 2015 at 7:37 PM ^
Is riding that temporary celebrity wave, good on him.
December 10th, 2015 at 7:39 PM ^
At least the kid is profiting for himself off it.
December 10th, 2015 at 7:43 PM ^
Tom Hackett from Utah won the Ray Guy award and his interview was pretty hilarious.
Fowler asked him about Aussie Football or "Footie" as they call it over there. His reply "The main reason I'm playing this sport right now is cuz uhhh.. I'm fat and I don't like running very fast. Running 20 yards on and 20 yards off is about all I got for ya".
December 10th, 2015 at 8:18 PM ^
Well done, EGJ
December 10th, 2015 at 10:51 PM ^
Appreciate that and upvote for you. I can only imagine who downvoted you.
December 10th, 2015 at 7:54 PM ^
If anyone doesn't know, the kid was interviewed on a segment for Game Day- so he's definitely connected with ESPN now.
They showed how people are marketing T-shirts with him on it, and he doesn't get a cent for that.
December 10th, 2015 at 8:20 PM ^
I literally skipped the gym and feel like a lazy ass, am eating Chipotle, watching the College Football awards RIGHT NOW. What the eff is happening?! Am I being Inceptioned?
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December 10th, 2015 at 8:24 PM ^
Hope you don't get sick
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December 10th, 2015 at 8:33 PM ^
I heard this shit happens to twins.
December 10th, 2015 at 11:49 PM ^
If you're in Ohio you may shit and puke your guts out...
Hopefully not though.
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December 10th, 2015 at 8:26 PM ^
Yeah, it was Paterno saying it, but I did chuckle:
"It's always nice to be interviewed by a guy from Ohio State who can speak English."
Also, Desmond King winning the Jim Thorpe Award - not shocked and well-deserved honestly.
December 10th, 2015 at 9:25 PM ^
How did Desmond King get out of the state of Michigan? Did Michigan or MSU recruit him?
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December 10th, 2015 at 9:39 PM ^
He was a two-star. No in-state offers.
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December 10th, 2015 at 9:44 PM ^
Sounds like both coaches missed on him big time. Iowa was smart enough to realize his potential. King would have helped out both teams as a DB
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December 10th, 2015 at 10:10 PM ^
Even Iowa offered him late. His name was floated as a possible late addition to the class but Michigan never pulled the trigger.
December 10th, 2015 at 8:48 PM ^
Transferring from OU. More a spread type, but he is eligible immediately.
December 10th, 2015 at 9:24 PM ^
Trevor Knight isn't a good QB though
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December 10th, 2015 at 10:20 PM ^
But but...he beat Bama
December 10th, 2015 at 9:20 PM ^
Why did Iowa state just rush the court. #4 beats unranked
December 10th, 2015 at 9:46 PM ^
Yeah, that was weak, but the emotions run super-high at Hilton. And the Cyclones were down by about 20 in the second half. Funny thing is no one in Iowa thought ISU was out of the game even when Uthoff had 30 in the first half.
December 10th, 2015 at 10:13 PM ^
#lilbroprobs
December 10th, 2015 at 9:48 PM ^
More power to that kid. If it was me, there's no way I would show up to stuff like that. I can't stand being reminded of that game, and my reaction wasn't broadcasted on national television.
December 10th, 2015 at 11:38 PM ^
"Sad Michigan Fan" has sat in front of me at half the basketball games this year too. He really is a dedicated Michigan fan.
December 11th, 2015 at 8:06 AM ^
Sad Michigan fans have been easy to find around here, especially football fans. You would have thought they would be tired of seeing sad Michigan fans by now. Obviously Staee fans could never get tired of this.... I know I don't ever need to see another sad Michigan fan. Thats just piling on