OT - Your All-Time Favorite Bumper Sticker(s)

Submitted by xtramelanin on

Mates,

Good Saturday morning to you all.  Don't know why, but it occurred to me that though I generally don't care about bumper stickers, one vehicle in particular came to mind as the large city up north near where we live has started to fill with tourists and all they bring - congestion and bad driving.  I was reminded of a vehicle I saw on a remote island in Alaska years back.  It had what I consider my 2 all-time favorite bumper stickers, moreso because it was on one vehicle:

1.  "Seldovia, A Quaint Little Drinking Village

with a fishing problem"

2. "If it's tourist season,

why can't we shoot 'em?"

So what are/were your favorites?  I bet there are some good ones. 

Have a great Saturday.  Going turkey hunting with one of the sons for a bit right now, then lots more to do around here.

XM

EDIT:  It is also true that sometimes what helps make a sticker good is the vehicle it's affixed to. 

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F5

May 21st, 2016 at 8:26 AM ^

my first car was a beater 81' Rx7. I had a bumper sticker that said "Don't laugh at my car, your daughter is probably in here".. I loved it. Also had the The world is full, go home.

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Zarniwoop

May 21st, 2016 at 8:38 AM ^

Bumper stickers just tell me the person feels inadequate. Full disclosure, in high school I did paint don't laugh lady it could be your daughter in here on my car.

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Romulan Commander

May 21st, 2016 at 8:55 AM ^

A bumper sticker we made when I worked for a record label. Billy Corgan had one on a guitar. We never got around to making "My other car belongs to my parents, too" stickers.

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GoWings2008

May 21st, 2016 at 9:08 AM ^

"Fuck off, I'm shy." One of my all time favorites. And is anyone else like me who is sick and fucking tired of seeing Calvin peeing on everything? Dumbest shit I see on the roads nowadays.

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ElBictors

May 21st, 2016 at 9:14 AM ^

There is a grumpy old dude with a grumpy old pick up truck in my neighborhood with a bumper sticker that says -- HONK IF YOU THINK YOURE THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE Between the guy, the truck and the message, it's a perfect fit.

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ElBictors

May 21st, 2016 at 9:17 AM ^

Here in Colorado were being overrun by developers and transplants and a clever one I saw recently read, "You're still the same asshole as you were before you moved here"

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MGoBrewMom

May 21st, 2016 at 9:25 AM ^

OHOWIHATEOHIOSTATE I also Love the one where there's a silhouette of a fat dude, that is in the same pose from the side as the curvy (sexy?) girl sitting with her knees bent...the one a lot of truck drivers put on their mud flaps. Hate the ones of the girls...love the one of the fat dude.

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MikeCohodes

May 21st, 2016 at 2:14 PM ^

I had that one on my car in college, along with another that said "my 2 favorite teams are Michigan & whoever is playing Ohio State." Was amazed my car never got keyed when going to cedar point.

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RoxyMtnHiM

May 21st, 2016 at 9:22 AM ^

"Happiness Is Crushed Buckeye Nuts"

Had that one in the early 80s, just didn't have a car to put it on.

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