OT - Your All-Time Favorite Bumper Sticker(s)

Submitted by xtramelanin on May 21st, 2016 at 6:01 AM


Good Saturday morning to you all.  Don't know why, but it occurred to me that though I generally don't care about bumper stickers, one vehicle in particular came to mind as the large city up north near where we live has started to fill with tourists and all they bring - congestion and bad driving.  I was reminded of a vehicle I saw on a remote island in Alaska years back.  It had what I consider my 2 all-time favorite bumper stickers, moreso because it was on one vehicle:

1.  "Seldovia, A Quaint Little Drinking Village

with a fishing problem"

2. "If it's tourist season,

why can't we shoot 'em?"

So what are/were your favorites?  I bet there are some good ones. 

Have a great Saturday.  Going turkey hunting with one of the sons for a bit right now, then lots more to do around here.


EDIT:  It is also true that sometimes what helps make a sticker good is the vehicle it's affixed to. 



May 21st, 2016 at 7:12 AM ^

I don't understand why you would want to have a giant sticker on your car just to complain about stuff. in my experience, if you've got a bumper sticker telling me you don't care that I hate you at the moment, I probably do hate you, and it's probably your fault.


May 21st, 2016 at 7:26 AM ^

back in the day I had a bumpersticker that celebrated George Bush's last day in office...  At least three times it enraged people to the point where they yelled at me.  Trolling level awesome.





May 21st, 2016 at 7:28 AM ^

After Maryland went 2-9, 3-8, and 2-9 from '91-'93. The campus bookstore had this little gem, "College Park, a drinking town with a football problem."


May 21st, 2016 at 8:11 AM ^

There are plenty of similar ones out there based on that theme - one time in Put-In-Bay, we walked into a shop and were beseiged with shirts and bumper stickers which identified the place quite correctly (having just come from the World's Longest Bar at the time) as a "drinking village with a fishing problem". If I had to spend a lot of time there, I probably would spend more time in that bar than fishing, so yeah...


May 21st, 2016 at 7:46 AM ^

When the I ❤ (insert something loveable) stickers were everywhere, I found a package of heart-size stickers at a novelty shop that had a picture of a screw so you could, um, repurpose those bumper stickers. Apologies to the owner of the minivan who loved the Grandville High School marching band, the person who favored the Michigan State Sheriff's Department, and the poodle owner who I'm sure was only guilty of owning a poodle.

Mr. Elbel

May 21st, 2016 at 7:58 AM ^

Went on a tour of campus my senior year with my visual coms class. visited the art & design department and they gave us bumper stickers that simply said A+D=M with the block M. confused the crap out of people. also gave my first car it's name... Adam.