OT: Would you rather...

Submitted by BlockM on

All of the boring "would you rather" questions have been used. Lets get more interesting. I'll start with a couple.

1. Would you rather have only one glass of water every day to drink for the rest of your life, or unlimited vodka.

2. Would you rather make love to a person with no arms or one with no legs.

Sgt. Wolverine

July 16th, 2009 at 1:04 PM ^

I was there just a couple weeks ago, and I happened to arrive at the geysers at the right time to see both Old Faithful and the Beehive. And yeah, the Beehive is AMAZING. It's also very good at getting spectators wet.

Also, while at Yellowstone for only one day, I met:
-A family from Lake Orion
-A family from Grand Rapids
-A park employee originally from West Bloomfield
-A family from Iowa, but one of whom is attending Michigan

This is the benefit of wearing a Michigan shirt while traveling.

Sgt. Wolverine

July 16th, 2009 at 1:04 PM ^

I was there just a couple weeks ago, and I happened to arrive at the geysers at the right time to see both Old Faithful and the Beehive. And yeah, the Beehive is AMAZING. It's also very good at getting spectators wet.

Also, while at Yellowstone for only one day, I met:
-A family from Lake Orion
-A family from Grand Rapids
-A park employee originally from West Bloomfield
-A family from Iowa, but one of whom is attending Michigan

This is the benefit of wearing a Michigan shirt while traveling.

Sgt. Wolverine

July 16th, 2009 at 1:42 PM ^

You're right: the canyon is incredible. I walked the path down to the lower falls overlook (the one right at the top of the falls -- not the platform with the stairs leading down to it), and the view of the canyon from that spot was gorgeous. I keep looking at my photo of the view just because it's such an incredible spot.

ChitownWolverine82

July 16th, 2009 at 1:07 PM ^

Water: all the vodka in the world could not sway me. I need some real fluids to make it through the day.

Legless: Easier to pick up during the love making. Plus there is access from many angles......see you in hell

Big Boutros

July 16th, 2009 at 2:11 PM ^

Kathy Bates all the way. She doesn't have Roseanne's "iconic" voice, so if you close your eyes with her, you can pretend you fucked up royally and went home with a big librarian woman. With Roseanne, it doesn't matter if you close your eyes, your ears, your nose. YOU ARE FUCKING ROSEANNE BARR AND YOU CANNOT ESCAPE.

pz

July 16th, 2009 at 3:03 PM ^

Are we talking full-on legless or stumps that go maybe half-thigh length?

There are concerns of balance and ability to support oneself here...

But I guess when you get down to it, I'd go legless either way.

And water, but if it were bourbon rather than vodka, I'd take the liquor option.

Snowden

July 19th, 2009 at 9:55 PM ^

1) jump out of a car at 45 mph onto concrete in only your underwear, or

2) jump off a bar and land on your knees?

As for OP, I'm a vodka and one-arm-and-a-leg-on-the-opposite side. Just for the asymmetry.