OT: Worst Movie That You Ever Watched

Submitted by Santa Clause on

Simple question. What is the worst movie that you've ever seen? I nominate Howard the Duck, although the more I watch it now the more I laugh from it being so bad. 

kdhoffma

May 5th, 2016 at 6:13 PM ^

Worst in the past year: Entourage (...and I watched the entire series, but for some reason it didn't translate well to the big screen.)

Worst of the past decade: The Love Guru (...could not make it through the entire thing)

Worst of my lifetime: Mac and Me (...even at 8, I recognized it was an awful ET ripoff.)

PopeLando

May 5th, 2016 at 6:13 PM ^

Spiderman 3

Starship Troopers 2

World War Z. It fucked up some of the best source material out there.

Godfather Part III

Battlefield Earth

In reply to by somewittyname

Sopwith

May 5th, 2016 at 7:11 PM ^

Godfather Part 11, the little-known straight-to-video installment that follows the misadventures of Enzo the Baker. 

 

UM Indy

May 5th, 2016 at 10:32 PM ^

False

Enzo the Baker was a kind hearted soul. He had only one misadventure and it was already depicted - pretending to have a gun in front of the hospital. After that he said fuck this shit and moved to Florida.




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schreibee

May 6th, 2016 at 2:53 PM ^

Damn, I already used my you should live in a country where opinions are not allowed line on someone who dissed Napoleon Dynamite!

Clearly, I should've read all 500+ posts before dropping that gem, cuz you my friend are about to have your Man Card and ALL the other cards taken away.

If you want to get on here and just entertain yourself by being a contrarian bastard (let's call you Ramsay) by naming Star Wars 1, go ahead.

But Godfather II?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

No, unacceptable answer even in a"free society", even if meant in jest, even if the /s was left off to show how cool you are...

Because putting Godfather II on this list even in jest "Insults my intelligence and makes me very, very angry! I'm settling all the family business today Carlo. So confess what you did!!!"

FLwolvfan22

May 5th, 2016 at 6:38 PM ^

Film critics and hipsters trip over themselves to tell me how great this movie is and you watch it, it's just a bunch of guys talking boring crap..I could never follow it, tried three times to watch it, totally boring crap.

Gulogulo37

May 5th, 2016 at 9:42 PM ^

I'd have to watch the Usual Suspects again, but I remember enjoying it. LA Confidential was well-done, but everything was so predictable and the characters all so simple and stereotypical. And you can't blame a movie for crappy copycats. Every good movie results in those.

schreibee

May 6th, 2016 at 3:08 PM ^

OK, this has now become exactly like the "Worst Living Musical Artist" thread.

Godfather Pt. II worst ever = Beatles worst ever

Usual Suspects worst ever = U2 worst ever

Master & Commander worst ever = Springsteen worst ever

I'm dropping out here, but can it get worse? I mean, what's left? No one said Casablanca or Citizen Cain yet! American Hustle, anyone? Bladerunner? Someone on here must think some of those are the worst movie ever made?!

I mean, once ST3 said "Chinatown" was overrated, and I stopped reading his diaries!

Fortunately most of the rest of you don't have the attention span to write one, so I don't have to stop reading them...............

somewittyname

May 5th, 2016 at 6:18 PM ^

Adam Sandler's first movie. You know how some movies are so bad they're funny, well I realized bad slapstick comedy is just the worst. Exactly zero laughs and was dumber than an inbred Ole Miss fan.

Ty Butterfield

May 5th, 2016 at 6:43 PM ^

Well Troll 2 falls into the "so bad it is good" column. Nilbog! The Room isn't bad, it is flat out amazing. "You're tearing me apart!!"

Wolverine Devotee

May 5th, 2016 at 6:21 PM ^

I didn't laugh at all at The Hangover and it doesn't take much to make me laugh.