OT: Worst Movie That You Ever Watched

Submitted by Santa Clause on

Simple question. What is the worst movie that you've ever seen? I nominate Howard the Duck, although the more I watch it now the more I laugh from it being so bad. 

champswest

May 5th, 2016 at 7:06 PM ^

No Country is in my top ten list. Watched it at least a half dozen times. So many great scenes and lines. To the OP, if that is the worst movie you have ever seen, why have you watched it so many times? I couldn't name a worst because I have forgotten all about them. One that I really hated was Clockwork Orange.

Santa Clause

May 5th, 2016 at 7:19 PM ^

I guess you could say it was shock value to me. Every time I watched it I was shocked how people actually green lit the movie and released it. Its probably not the very worst movie that I've seen, as I have actually come to sort of like it now, but for a while it was the worst movie that I had ever watched.

DairyQueen

May 5th, 2016 at 9:19 PM ^

nilbog backwards spells....Goblin!!!

I was rolling on the floor laughing with my friends.

That movie was unreal.

I lost my mind. My stomach hurt so much from laughing.

Wolverine Devotee

May 5th, 2016 at 6:03 PM ^

It's amazing how much of that movie is horseshit. 

Fun fact: the band posing as the ND band in that movie is actually PSU's band. 

JWolve

May 5th, 2016 at 6:02 PM ^

The most boring movie I've ever seen might be Tree of Life. Would've made a great screensaver though. Also, Spider-Man 3.

Gulogulo37

May 5th, 2016 at 9:29 PM ^

Oh God. Tree of Life hahaha. The first 20 minutes with random scenes of dinosaurs drinking water and shit. I was on a date and we thought about walking out. Then an hour and a half of completely normal life with Brad Pitt and a young son who is getting a bit mouthy but actually he's OK and Brad Pitt is stern but fair. It was as fun as watching some boring family eat dinner for an hour. The ending didn't help anything either.

I'll go with one of the Transformers. They're all bad but one of them was really terrible. Must have been the 2nd or 3rd. Probably not actually the worst movie I've seen but I fell asleep, which almost never happens unless it's really late at night.

schreibee

May 6th, 2016 at 2:31 PM ^

I fell asleep trying to watch every Transformers movie - and I love action movies, Superhero movies, SciFi, etc.

Those movies were dreck though. In fact I may have fallen asleep at every Shia LaBoeuf movie I ever saw until "Fury" - which was awesome!

Not becuase of him though! He sucked in that too!

JHendo

May 5th, 2016 at 6:02 PM ^

"Manos, Hands of Fate" courtesy of MST3K. Though, "Snow White and Huntsman" is pretty up there as far as more recent movies go for me...

Wolverine Devotee

May 5th, 2016 at 6:04 PM ^

The Room. Oh my God.

If you want a synopsis, this guy did a review on it with clips showing the worst parts of it. 

It's so bad that they tried to pass it off as a black comedy after it was getting bombed in reviews. 

ska4punkkid

May 5th, 2016 at 9:53 PM ^

Never heard of this movie but I took the time to watch the embedded clips and it was worth every minute. Why hasn't Mystery Science Theatre 3000 taken on this movie haha

Everyone Murders

May 5th, 2016 at 6:17 PM ^

It was good to see Travolta come back in the blockbuster Battlefield Earth.

The other movie that I walked out on was The Sicilian.  That was a bit surprising, because early on in the movie there was a scene with a beautiful woman bathing - she was stunning - but holy shit did the movie go downhill from the initial gratuitous nudity. 

The Sicilian made Godfather III look like a masterpiece. I somehow thought that because it was based on a Mario Puzo novel it would be directed by FFC.  Oooops.

For both Perfect and The Sicilian I was working my way through school, and had precious little entertainment money or time.  So for me to walk out on a movie then?  It had to be really awful.