Section 1

October 20th, 2009 at 1:06 PM ^

A furry thing walks into a Wisconsin supermarket's beer cooler. Then refuses to leave. And ultimately police have to tranquilize it.

How could they be certain it wasn't a U-W student?


October 20th, 2009 at 1:49 PM ^

How many Wisconsin alumni does it take to chase a bear out of a liquor store?

Two. One to chase the bear, and one to talk about how sweet Ron Dayne was.