OT-What is the worst piece of memorabilia or apparel that you own?

I have a 1952 Michigan State College of Agriculture and Applied Sciences yearbook that I inherited from my father.  Back then, they titled their yearbooks Wolverine for some reason.  The worst part is it had been in the basement for decades and smells mildewy.

...look kind of cool.

Back in the late 90s (during the baseball jersey craze), I thought Tampa Bay's black jersey was cool and bought a Conseco one.

I have a free dunkin donuts NY Mets t-shirt. I don't buy sports stuff, so this is as bad as it gets.

All my memorabilia is pretty cool, but I do have an old Texas Longhorns baseball jersey (black with orange lettering ) that was a gift. It is terrible.

Dopest was the old early 1990s starter jackets. I had like 6 of em.

Ndamokungh Suh jersey.

Ndamokungh Suh jersey.

Christmas gift...the god damned bumblebee jersey.

Mid-late '90s, this Michigan Starter thing that was like a hybrid hoodie/windbreaker. Cotton hoodie underneath with nylon over the top, as thought it were supposed to look like two separate articles of clothing but it was one. Seemed cool at the time because it was the '90s and I was a high schooler, but I saw it in a closet at my Dad's house not long ago and was like...wow.

Tate Forcier blue book. Signed/not authenticated.

Belonged to my sister who died at 13. I still wear it when it's really cold. People only make fun of it once. My response about how they must feel like a big man making fun of a dead little girls hat usually reminds them they have somewhere else to be. It is one ugly hat.

I found a Manchester United jersey at a yard sale. The guy gave it to me for free.

I overpaid.

 

I had a trashcan with this logo on it.  It also had my footprint in the side where I kicked it after wrecking the transmission of my truck. 

I think my wife tossed it a few years ago. 

I have a Luis Ugueto Seattle Mariners jersey. I bought it in high school and had his name put in the back. The person at the team store didn't even know how to spell his name and needed a program to figure it out.

He ended up hitting .214 with 1 HR and 2 RBI in his 74 game MLB career. He was caught twice using steroids and has never been back with a major league club.

I still wear the jersey to the Mariners games I attend because I spent the money on it.

I would say it's a tie between my Joey Harrington Lions jersey and my Chone Figgins Mariners jersey.  I like to wear them to hear deflated sighs.

Signed by Rich Rod and a t-shirt signed by Drew Henson...neither are really bad, just reminders of hopeful times that didn't go as planned.

My mom got me this horrible sweatshirt for Christmas last year. It must have been on sale because she usually has good taste. It's like highlighter yellow with two blue stripes on the sleeves. And then it's a zip-up but the zipper is too long so when u sit down it like sticks out. Ugh... Classic Adidas, poorly made and ugly

Teddy bear that dances and plays The Victors. Stupid stupid thing.

Naturally it's next to my bed. I am a grown man.

stall.  And, he was passing through and signed it the day my brother in laws construction crew tore it out to renovate. 

Buried somewhere in my stuff is a logo-ed bottle opener that plays the fight song when you open a bottle that my cousin gave to me.  That'd actually be a very cool knick-knack if my cousin weren't an Ohio State fan.

I have a Rumeal Robinson autographed basketball that I'm not too proud of anymore. I also have a Brady Hoke autographed ball that now sits next to it in the darkest nether region of my closet.

That shirt cracks me up. It's almost so bad it needs to be kept. Almost. Burn it immediately!

I have a Carlos Guillen #9 jersey.  I wear it when my knee is hurting and my family knows that I am not operating at 100% for that particular day.