OT: What do I Tell My Kids???

Submitted by FauxMo on November 1st, 2017 at 12:02 PM

Dear Fellow Michigan Fans,

After a slew of pretty depressing posts on here yesterday, I started to get a bit introspective and sad, and have now gone to a very dark place. Normally, I am pretty optimistic about life in general, or at least realistic-trending-towards-positive. Yet I cannot seem to shake the blues since yesterday. 

You see, my kids are 11 and 14, born in 2006 and 2003, respectively. Neither has seen Michigan football win a national title, of course, and only the oldest was even alive when Michigan won its last Big Ten title. She was 1 year old. What with our below-average results this year and our extremely disappointing 2018 recruiting class, I am no longer sure I will be alive for another Michigan Big Ten title in football, let alone a playoff appearance or national title.

Now, in this dark place in which I have come to reside, I am starting to wonder if my kids will even be alive for it. Even assuming my kids can each live well into their 100s - what with our high level of income and advances in modern medicine (can anyone say Lasik???) - I cannot tell them with a straight face that between now and 2110 or so, Michigan will win anything of note in football. I just can't lie to them and promise them that. 

So here is my question: Should I encourage them to stop following Michigan football, or Michigan sports in general? We live in Ann Arbor, so it will be hard. But I could, for instance, really start focusing on the Lions, Tigers and Pistons; they're all perennial winners who never let the fans down. Or soccer seems pretty fun to watch. Maybe we can get really into MLS and start driving from city to city to watch mediocre professionals in empty stadiums? Or maybe - and I am sorry to say this, I really am - we can start following another college with high educational and moral standards. I'm hearing good things about Baylor and Louisville lately, for instance.

Any advice here would be greatly appreciated.

Sincerely, your friend,

Fauxmo 

Comments

Blue in Paradise

November 1st, 2017 at 2:42 PM ^

The 2022 and 2023 recruiting classes are a diaster - we don't have any recruits so we may not even be able to field a team by 2025.  So imagine how hard it will be to rebuild the team after missing a few seasons (just ask UAB).

So 2120 might be a realistic expectation for our next B1G champ.

FauxMo

November 1st, 2017 at 12:14 PM ^

I keep trying, but the little fuckers are way smarter than they look and keep finding their way back home. If I drop them in Flint, race home and pack really fast, I might be able to move before they find their way home...