June 22nd, 2010 at 11:57 AM ^

I once spit-roasted a unicorn and a jackalope together. Meat was very tender and juicy, but the wings are not like chicken wings. I thought I could cook one up, toss in some Frank's Hot Sauce, and experience buffalo wing nirvana.

Not so. The wings are really sinewy, like a turkey leg, but the connective tissue is best cut with a chain saw. Couldn't eat the damn things at all.


June 22nd, 2010 at 6:03 PM ^

I love unicorn meat! I bet if you ate it you would see everything in crazy color changing randomness, and yes, you would grow a horn to attack your foes in battle with.