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May 5th, 2017 at 1:35 PM ^

Not so much "hacked" as it was accurately updated to include new recent developments in this fine specimen of a coach's biographical information, as well as to shed further light on his stellar performance while coaching Minnesota.

Anyone could ask him if he agrees, but I am sure he has blocked us all.

TraumaRN

May 5th, 2017 at 7:27 AM ^

Tim Brewster most recently served as the head coach of the University of Minnesota from 2007 until he was fired midway through the [[2010 Minnesota Golden Gophers while coaching he managed to lose to Michigan with a backup QB and has been a TE coach basically all his coaching years. He is also older than coach Jim Haurbaugh but yet Jim has accomplished more and is an overall better coach. He also gets salty when Michigan fans tweet at him and has loose skin. While head coaching he is 0-2 in bowl and will never be a head coach again, the only reason he is still coaching is Jim bo fisher is his adopted dad and cried for it.

 The writer needs a grammar lesson or three. 

Everyone Murders

May 5th, 2017 at 8:18 AM ^

It's from a WWII slogan.  "Loose Skin Sinks Coaching Careers".

The idea behind the campaign was really from The Great War, where loose skin could mean getting caught on barbed wire.  While not a history major, I did see a show once on The History Channel, so I'm pretty sure this is all legit.

JonnyHintz

May 5th, 2017 at 5:06 PM ^

Hmmm no it really seems like it's the kid who thinks the blog is going up in smoke because he hasn't logged on and posted in a few days. That just SCREAMS pretentious pre-teen. Thinks the world revolves around him.

My oh my. What will we ever do without his weekly apparel updates? The blog will resort to canibalism and chaos. Personally I don't have a problem with WD. But his personality wears people thin and it's really easy to see why.

JonnyHintz

May 5th, 2017 at 5:08 PM ^

I think we have a WD fanboy here. In reality it's probably one of WD's 10 accounts and he's defending himself through another profile. You don't fool us. We know you can't stay off the board for more than 15 minutes at a time.

Everyone Murders

May 5th, 2017 at 7:27 AM ^

Shame whoever wrote this was buzzed when they did it.  Still pretty good work, though:

Tim Brewster most recently served as the head coach of the University of Minnesota from 2007 until he was fired midway through the [[2010 Minnesota Golden Gophers while coaching he managed to lose to Michigan with a backup QB and has been a TE coach basically all his coaching years. He is also older than coach Jim Haurbaugh but yet Jim has accomplished more and is an overall better coach. He also gets salty when Michigan fans tweet at him and has loose skin. While head coaching he is 0-2 in bowl and will never be a head coach again, the only reason he is still coaching is Jim bo fisher is his adopted dad and cried for it

grumbler

May 5th, 2017 at 10:45 AM ^

I'm hping that's an OSU false flag op because it's illiterate style, lack of punctuation, incomprehensible sentence structure and general look of having been written in crayon by a first grader all make Michigan fans look awful by association.  If it is a Buckeye fan, I'd have to admit being impressed.

team126

May 5th, 2017 at 7:36 AM ^

Leave him alone, don't even look at him, let him cry a little bit, that is good for his lung development.

Things will calm down.

Qmatic

May 5th, 2017 at 8:09 AM ^

The guy lost at home to Michigan when Nick Sheridan and Justin Feagin were playing quarterback.

Also, Russia better be taking notes. Takes some serious skill and patience to hack wikipedia.