October 6th, 2011 at 11:23 PM ^

Are the guys clapping behind the plate coming thru as loud for y'all as they are for me? I've got nothing but this constant fap-fap-fap-fap-fap invading my living room...


October 6th, 2011 at 11:30 PM ^

Viagra commercial: "Ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sex."

RIGHT NOW IT AIN'T IT CAN'T EVEN HANDLE A GOOD BONER RIGHT NOW.  Tigers' bullpen: usually gets the job done, never makes it pretty.