OT - Tales from the Worst State Ever

Submitted by kehnonymous on March 24th, 2012 at 6:22 PM

Apologies if this is too off-topic for the board, but I had to share this with a hopefully appreciative audience

So I was having a snack at Dirty Frank's in downtown Columbus  (it's actually a pretty cool hot dog joint - http://dirtyfrankscolumbus.com/ - fans of Red Hot Lovers should visit Dirty Frank's if they're ever stuck in Columbus)  Anyways, I'm at the bar placing my order and a woman five seats away within earshot is telling the bartender about her new tattoo that she'd gotten earlier in the day.  

It's a tattoo of the state of Ohio with a heart in it.

On her armpit.

There's a metaphor in there somewhere but damned if I'm going to go look for it. 

Anyways, commence with the 'cool story, bro's.


Mitch Cumstein

March 24th, 2012 at 6:24 PM ^

I'm curious if someone can think of a reason to get a tat in your armpit?  Not only does it seem painful, but that just isn't a place on the body that one would want to attract attention.


March 24th, 2012 at 6:34 PM ^

It's the second most appropriate place to get that tattooed on your body.


Good luck finding a tattoo artist to put one on the most appropriate place.




March 24th, 2012 at 7:26 PM ^

For reasons I have yet to fully come to grips with I clicked on your link and looked at those 12 armpit tats.  My conclusion?

That if you added up the collective IQs for all 12 of the armpit tat-gang you would get.......



March 25th, 2012 at 4:45 AM ^

Her point is, she wants everyone to see or have the tattoo when they form each of the letters O -H -I -O. All their fans perform the official "Ohio" cheer with their arms above their head. She realizes, forming each of those letters is also a matter of putting one's armpits on display due to knowing there will be sleeveless Ohio fan bubbas whom she feels need to be especially proud of their armpits. Then, after this tawdry display; they shout their name in unison....we know per Brady Hoke their own name for the University is "Ohio". As "Ohio" does "Ohio" is.

Ohio men could also have the tattoo, but this would require them to shave their pits which I doubt they would do; but I stand to be corrected.


March 25th, 2012 at 2:12 PM ^

spends alot of time on her back, arms above her head, and bottoms of her feet pointed at the ceiling (catch my drift?); and this is why she advertises in that manner. No other reason comes to mind.