Ok guys, looking for nicknames that you and your buddies have for athletes or coaches. I have read some pretty funny and clever ones on here before that gave me a good laugh, though I could not tell you what they are off the top of my head. (Reason for this post). Not looking for popular or common names, (ie, King James, Black Mamba, Megatron), but original names that you or your friends have made up .
Example, my buddy and I always call Najeh Davenport "Closet Shitter" and he will be that forever because.. well, google it if you don't know.
Gerald Laird will forever be "Laird Ass" , and we have a slew of others, but I want to hear yours !