January 20th, 2010 at 12:06 PM ^

thank god for this. now i can complete my day efficiently and without distraction having seen a grainy photo of a golfer walking on a sidewalk. woooo... almost had a meltdown before this!


January 20th, 2010 at 1:26 PM ^

That's a nice picture of a white Styrofoam cup he's carrying.

I wonder if that's sizzurp he's drinking and if Lil Wayne has already called him to discuss.


January 20th, 2010 at 3:07 PM ^

former Gillette poster boy-then to weekly tabloid heading-now to f#@king shit up at Augusta dude.

Eldrick will take a little while to get used to things when the dust settles, after that, look out. The burden of being the complete perfect entity will be lifted, and what will remain is a golf-machine determined to destroy everybody that dared to cross him. Think Ivan Drago with a caddy..... I Must Break You.