OT - Penn State Players All Worried They're Going To Be The One Who Accidentally Kills Joe Paterno
The Onion:
"Every game, every quarter, every down, I’m terrified I might be the one who kills Joe Paterno," said junior wideout Curtis Drake, who now refuses to run sideline routes. "It’s not just playing football, either. The tough part is all the little things, like staying 3 feet from him when he's talking so you don't use up all the oxygen in the air, and making sure he's not standing in your shadow, where he could get cold.”
Brilliant.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/penn-state-players-all-worried-theyre-going-to-be,21120/
EDIT: Looks like this has already been posted. My bad.
August 13th, 2011 at 12:53 AM ^
You've gone and done it..
August 13th, 2011 at 12:54 AM ^
Sorry to say but already posted.
August 13th, 2011 at 1:00 AM ^
gahhhhhh!!! 2 threads on this of all things
August 13th, 2011 at 4:23 AM ^
Honestly though this guy's headline is way better, you have to admit.
August 13th, 2011 at 1:13 AM ^
...this is funny enough for a double post.
August 13th, 2011 at 1:30 AM ^
Streaks that will never be broken:
Joe DiMaggio's 56 Game Hit Streak
Johnny Vander Meer's Consecutive No Hitters
Cal Ripkin's 2,632 Consecutive Game Streak
??? Consecutive Days of MGoBlog Double Posts
August 13th, 2011 at 2:21 AM ^
I honestly thought you were going to say "JoePa roaming the sidelines for PSU." But your last one could potentially last just as long.
August 13th, 2011 at 6:19 AM ^
Some of the responses are even double post responses.....
August 13th, 2011 at 9:44 AM ^
Some of the responses are even double post responses.....
All in for some manball.
August 13th, 2011 at 6:35 AM ^
I don't mind this one so much. This was a very funny piece. Hell, I shared it on Facebook.
August 13th, 2011 at 7:20 AM ^
""And if we do win, absolutely no dumping Gatorade over Coach Paterno," Jones added. "I mean, are you fucking kidding me? He'd fall apart like a stewed chicken." That's funny.
August 13th, 2011 at 7:49 AM ^
The only thing more predictable and prolific than double posts is the fierce competition to be the person who tells the poster about it.
August 13th, 2011 at 8:00 AM ^
Time to bring back the old point system...
August 13th, 2011 at 8:51 AM ^
August 13th, 2011 at 9:04 AM ^
Staying away 3 feet so i don't use all the oxygen in the air....lol ..For God sake someone bring Joe Pa. a blanket is there's going to be a late shadow on the field ...O and make sure we take out all the sideline routes .....lol..